crap web design companies

Post by **4days** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:49 am

how do these pricks stay in business?

right now, i'm looking at the worst mish-mash of stuff copied without due reference from hotscripts.com i've ever seen. cunts.

fuck it, no time for a proper rant now. supposed to be writing a list of recommendations for their client. at this point the list of urgent requirements includes a fire axe, 12 square metres of old carpet and some rope.

they do have fantastic business cards, i'll give them that.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:38 pm

i feel this thread could have legs with a link to said e-clusterfuck

Post by **4days** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:55 am

one more fuck-up and i'll grace this thread with their home addresses.

just started taking a proper look at the data now the store's fixed (replaced) and there's 1 error for every 9 entries. there are temp agencies that wouldn't hire you to push trollies around a supermarket car park with a hit rate like that.

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:07 pm

does it look anything like homers dancing jesus page?

Post by **4days** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:42 pm

it would be so much better if it did. these floppy-haired assclowns make homer look like tim berners-lee

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:02 am

I was asked by my mom's boss to help with his company website.

So I go in to meet him and the dude doesn't want me to change anything. He then proceeds to tell me he has been taking a web design class and acts like this makes him the professional. He continues on, essentially offering to pay me by hour to be a webmaster. By this point I'm looking from my designer clothes to my watch which is telling me I'm awake way too fucking early to be wasting my god damn time. I fed him some bullshit to save face and ran like hell.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:29 am

that java contact button totally justifies your mom's boss's opinion of his mad skillz

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:38 am

bitWISE wrote:I was asked by my mom's boss to help with his company website.

So I go in to meet him and the dude doesn't want me to change anything. He then proceeds to tell me he has been taking a web design class and acts like this makes him the professional. He continues on, essentially offering to pay me by hour to be a webmaster. By this point I'm looking from my designer clothes to my watch which is telling me I'm awake way too fucking early to be wasting my god damn time. I fed him some bullshit to save face and ran like hell.

I know where your Mum works...

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:09 pm

got wood yet?

Post by **shaft** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:09 pm

This thread sucks harder then Doombrain in Wales.

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:28 pm

Obsess much, you fat virgin?

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:53 pm

bitter much, speccy chav?

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:43 am

Obsess much, no girlfriends, ever?

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:55 am

whoa there speccy, spare me your heavy artillery

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:34 am

Whoa there sexless. Best save your shit comebacks, getting a little thin on the ground

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:06 pm

the only thing thin around here is your skin, foureyes

Post by **shaft** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:31 pm

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:57 am

shaft wrote:

You’ve only just got the balls to post pictures of be, never mind yourself you ugly nerd

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:00 am

seremtan wrote:the only thing thin around here is your skin, foureyes

Fucking lol, you’re talking about thin using words like foureyes

the last time someone called me that was when I was about six, lol.

You really are pathetic, aren’t you, admit it Mr Sitting here, waiting for my chainsaw face girlfriend and her ray bans

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:03 am

Fucking hell, I’m owning you two with ease. Watch this!

It’s a goddamned ownerthon hosted by me!

Post by **hate** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:31 am

no one around

fitting

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:42 am

Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat

Post by **shaft** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:46 pm

Doombrain wrote:Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat

Hes talking about the picture you idiot

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:27 pm

Doombrain wrote:the last time someone called me that was when I was about six, lol.

the other baby chimps were so cruel

Post by **hate** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:59 pm

shaft wrote:
Doombrain wrote:Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat
Hes talking about the picture you idiot

dumbrain

what a spaz