Quake3World

how do these pricks stay in business?

right now, i'm looking at the worst mish-mash of stuff copied without due reference from hotscripts.com i've ever seen. cunts.

fuck it, no time for a proper rant now. supposed to be writing a list of recommendations for their client. at this point the list of urgent requirements includes a fire axe, 12 square metres of old carpet and some rope.

they do have fantastic business cards, i'll give them that.

i feel this thread could have legs with a link to said e-clusterfuck

one more fuck-up and i'll grace this thread with their home addresses.

just started taking a proper look at the data now the store's fixed (replaced) and there's 1 error for every 9 entries. there are temp agencies that wouldn't hire you to push trollies around a supermarket car park with a hit rate like that.

does it look anything like homers dancing jesus page?

it would be so much better if it did. these floppy-haired assclowns make homer look like tim berners-lee

I was asked by my mom's boss to help with his company website.

So I go in to meet him and the dude doesn't want me to change anything. He then proceeds to tell me he has been taking a web design class and acts like this makes him the professional. He continues on, essentially offering to pay me by hour to be a webmaster. By this point I'm looking from my designer clothes to my watch which is telling me I'm awake way too fucking early to be wasting my god damn time. I fed him some bullshit to save face and ran like hell.

that java contact button totally justifies your mom's boss's opinion of his mad skillz

bitWISE wrote:I was asked by my mom's boss to help with his company website.

So I go in to meet him and the dude doesn't want me to change anything. He then proceeds to tell me he has been taking a web design class and acts like this makes him the professional. He continues on, essentially offering to pay me by hour to be a webmaster. By this point I'm looking from my designer clothes to my watch which is telling me I'm awake way too fucking early to be wasting my god damn time. I fed him some bullshit to save face and ran like hell.

I know where your Mum works...

got wood yet?

This thread sucks harder then Doombrain in Wales.

Obsess much, you fat virgin?

bitter much, speccy chav?

Obsess much, no girlfriends, ever?

whoa there speccy, spare me your heavy artillery

Whoa there sexless. Best save your shit comebacks, getting a little thin on the ground

the only thing thin around here is your skin, foureyes

shaft wrote:

You’ve only just got the balls to post pictures of be, never mind yourself you ugly nerd

seremtan wrote:the only thing thin around here is your skin, foureyes

Fucking lol, you’re talking about thin using words like foureyes the last time someone called me that was when I was about six, lol.

You really are pathetic, aren’t you, admit it Mr Sitting here, waiting for my chainsaw face girlfriend and her ray bans

Fucking hell, I’m owning you two with ease. Watch this!



It’s a goddamned ownerthon hosted by me!

no one around

fitting

Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat

Doombrain wrote:Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat

Hes talking about the picture you idiot

Doombrain wrote:the last time someone called me that was when I was about six, lol.

the other baby chimps were so cruel

shaft wrote:

Doombrain wrote:Oh Christ! There’s no one logged on at the exact moment I’m logon on! Therefore unable to respond instantly! I’m owned!!

Stupid twat

Hes talking about the picture you idiot

dumbrain

what a spaz