Banana charged with gay assault

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:40 am

Funniest headline I've seen all day.

Clicky

And on the same page there's another headline that made me chuckle:

Banana sodomy sentence postponed

I always knew that bananas were gay sexual predators ready to poke any hole that was in front of them...but rape is an all new level.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:41 am

Post by **brisk** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:54 am

lol, thats the best headline ever.

Post by **Transient** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:02 am

Damn you, banana!

Post by **andyman** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:08 pm

I knew they were up to something

Post by **Foo** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:25 pm

You know, while the headline is humorous, the actual article is sobering.

Post by **VoxProminence** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:33 pm

Foo wrote:You know, while the headline is humorous, the actual article is sobering.

Which almost makes it funnier.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:34 pm

Post by **shiv4** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:22 pm

first banana victim ever - R.I.P, holly

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:24 pm

that guy there above looks like willy aimes?

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:25 pm

or that actor from amadaus maybe?

Post by **shiv4** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:26 pm

no, holly johnson from frankie gth

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:30 pm

eh shows what i knoeww doenit? lol

Post by **Giraffe }{unter** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:47 pm

Yes funnier still Banana's lawyers were filing an ap-peal

Bah-dum-bum.... tssss

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:50 pm

hehe what a bunch or fruits

Post by **Doombrain** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:08 pm

idiot

Post by **plained** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:20 pm

rubbish lol

Post by **Dek** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:45 pm

Giraffe }{unter wrote:Yes funnier still Banana's lawyers were filing an ap-peal

Bah-dum-bum.... tssss

But the dates for the hearing keep slipping...