I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard.

Post by **glossy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:54 am

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:13 am

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:41 am

old...

Post by **mjrpes** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:22 am

Best use of Marx out of context ever:

"I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’"

Post by **ForM** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:23 pm

scourge34 wrote:Who?

Shes some youngish bitch that thinks she has her finger on the political issues of the day and that her opinion matters. Kinda like Rush Limbough (spelling)

She actually reminds me of shcool girls that always had thier nose up everybody eles ass's.

Shes a flash in the pan and nothing more.

She aint even sexy or hot.

(shrugs)

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:35 pm

Ah, fuck her then.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:22 pm

she's a latter-day leni riefenstahl, only in print rather than celluloid

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:29 pm

Oh I am Fuckin' Ann Coulter
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and Ann,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Ann fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
But now the Ann is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' Ann Coulter
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Ann!

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:04 am

http://backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.blogspot.com/