i got happy slapped today :<

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:02 pm

i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

Post by **DRuM** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:09 pm

I admit, I prefer a slapper to a slap

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:15 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:18 pm

shouldve dropped the bags and kicked the living shit out of him

(depending on how many friends he had ofcourse

)

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:23 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs
actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:27 pm

i take it you live in quite a chav infested area?

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:28 pm

They don't have the guts to do that around here, they normally just set bins on fire and peg it.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:33 pm

i live (for six more months) in hartlepool, which is the shittest place in the world.. as soon as i graduate i'm leaving this shithole.

they'd never have the guts to do it to me if i wasn't carrying stuff, unless they attacked me in a gang - which i'm genuinly surprised hasnt happened yet.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:34 pm

I admit after seeing your pics i wouldn't dare attack you.

You look scarey!

Though at the same time i can see why the chavs attacked you.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:46 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs
actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...
no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:56 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:
Freakaloin wrote: actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...
no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

You seem to have a bit of a concept problem Sparky.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:
Freakaloin wrote: actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...
no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

just because you've completely failed at life, doesn't mean that you have to be mean to people that haven't

Post by **I cant spell u** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:03 pm

Chav's? What are those like a gang of lamers?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:06 pm

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:07 pm

Buncha little punks.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:07 pm

this is why concealed carry is such a good idea

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:10 pm

I could take em.

Post by **werldhed** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:16 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

AIDS.
Capital 'S'.

*happy slaps phantasmagoria*

Biology police out.

Post by **I cant spell u** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:47 pm

Oh yeah, we have those in america. They are called wiggers here.

EDIT: Wow, I just went to that chavscum site. It must fucking suck to live in the uk and have to deal with those assholes.

Post by ek » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:57 pm

so eh some random kids picked on you?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:01 am

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:32 am

Hmm, would be fun to chase em down a street with a Hemi, lol.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:47 am

riddla wrote:you should rig up some fake bags that actually have pistols inside, then when they get close just whip out the heat, kneecap the whole lot of em and start yelling HAPPYCAPPED!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:34 am

It happened because of the way you look.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:04 am

ToxicBug wrote:It happened because of the way you look.

True, one look at your face and they'd call Animal Control.

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