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i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

I admit, I prefer a slapper to a slap

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

shouldve dropped the bags and kicked the living shit out of him

(depending on how many friends he had ofcourse )

Freakaloin wrote:

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

i take it you live in quite a chav infested area?

They don't have the guts to do that around here, they normally just set bins on fire and peg it.

i live (for six more months) in hartlepool, which is the shittest place in the world.. as soon as i graduate i'm leaving this shithole.

they'd never have the guts to do it to me if i wasn't carrying stuff, unless they attacked me in a gang - which i'm genuinly surprised hasnt happened yet.

I admit after seeing your pics i wouldn't dare attack you.

You look scarey!

Though at the same time i can see why the chavs attacked you.

phantasmagoria wrote:

Freakaloin wrote:

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

Freakaloin wrote:

phantasmagoria wrote:

Freakaloin wrote: actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

You seem to have a bit of a concept problem Sparky.

Freakaloin wrote:

phantasmagoria wrote:

Freakaloin wrote: actually he got the last laff when he walked back to his friends...U GOT PWNED...

no, i'll have the last laugh when he's dead.. moron alert?

and i wasn't leaving my shopping lying around, if he'd actually hurt me, i may have cared enough to chase him, he had four friends, aged about 14-15, i'm not small and it would have taken them a lot of effort to take me down, but i reackon they'd have won had i confronted them

lol u win when he dies? damn he crushed the fuck out of u...

just because you've completely failed at life, doesn't mean that you have to be mean to people that haven't

Chav's? What are those like a gang of lamers?

Buncha little punks.

this is why concealed carry is such a good idea

I could take em.

phantasmagoria wrote:i was walking home with shopping in both hands, so had no real way to retaliate, some chav twat snuck up behind me and (feebley) slapped me then ran off to the protection of his friends. If i ever see him again i'm going to floor him

I, however, will have the last laugh, when he dies aged 30 of a herion addition and AIDs

AIDS.
Capital 'S'.

*happy slaps phantasmagoria*

Biology police out.

Oh yeah, we have those in america. They are called wiggers here.

EDIT: Wow, I just went to that chavscum site. It must fucking suck to live in the uk and have to deal with those assholes.

so eh some random kids picked on you?

yes

Hmm, would be fun to chase em down a street with a Hemi, lol.

riddla wrote:you should rig up some fake bags that actually have pistols inside, then when they get close just whip out the heat, kneecap the whole lot of em and start yelling HAPPYCAPPED!

It happened because of the way you look.

ToxicBug wrote:It happened because of the way you look.

True, one look at your face and they'd call Animal Control.