I need to find some suitable permanent colouring to add to some of my Shampoo and Shower Gel to catch out whichever one of my cunt housemates keeps stealing all my bath products.
I swear to god, I'd normally spend mebbe 60 quid on shave gel per year and it's up past 100 quid already.
I'm thinking some kind of blue dye in my shower gel and green dye in my shampoo.
Any ideas? I think food colouring washes out.
I considered bleaching then realised that blindness is probably a bit overkill.
With any luck, you'll end up in one of those awful circles of abuse, counterabuse and countercounterabuse... and then as time passes the motivation behind everything will start to fade, weird abnormality becomes everyday routine, and you'll soon reach optimal happiness again.
Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.
I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.
DiscoDave wrote:Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.
I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.
I'm doing exactly that right now.
But it's a pussy solution. I want payback because it's taken me a few months to become absolutely sure it's happening, and that shit has cost me actual cash.
Foo wrote:I need to find some suitable permanent colouring to add to some of my Shampoo and Shower Gel to catch out whichever one of my cunt housemates keeps stealing all my bath products.
I swear to god, I'd normally spend mebbe 60 quid on shave gel per year and it's up past 100 quid already.
I'm thinking some kind of blue dye in my shower gel and green dye in my shampoo.
Any ideas? I think food colouring washes out.
I considered bleaching then realised that blindness is probably a bit overkill.
DiscoDave wrote:Just keep all your toiletries in a shower bag or something in your room. Whenever you need a shower/bath/shave etc, just take it in and keep it in your room afterwards.
I had a similar problem last year and that was the best solution.
Replace (or mix together) shower gel with treacle/syrup. Smells sweet, is edible so no harm done, has same consistency, and will give instant results, i.e. no suds whatsoever
As far as I know it’s because there is usually minor cuts when shaving even if you don’t see them. So you can get HIV infected blood on the razor and I think it can survive up to 3 days. This is why you should never share razors as blood related diseases have a high risk of spreading.
However you can drink infected blood and most likely not get sick unless you have a cut in your mouth, your stomach is able to digest almost all bacteria and viruses.
