Those are just fucking stupid. But real
Those are just fucking stupid. But real
My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?
Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…
About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…
About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.







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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.andyman wrote:pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
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are you berating your girlfriend to a bunch of fucked up interdweebs because she's all about saving you money? If not, then for the first time I'm not feelin you pete, make yourself more clear please.
edit oh... thanks u.
jesus she'd better look like a model or else be able to suck the brass off a doorknob.
edit oh... thanks u.
jesus she'd better look like a model or else be able to suck the brass off a doorknob.
Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
andyman wrote:pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
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She just look at the special but doesn’t know about the weight comparison.
Like if all the chickens would sale for the same special$ whatever is their weight.
I understand if you don’t. It’s a tough place to be.
Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
You understood it all.I cant spell u wrote:Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.andyman wrote:pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
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Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
pete wrote:You understood it all.I cant spell u wrote:Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.andyman wrote:![]()
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Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though

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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
How old is she? I'm only 15.pete wrote:You understood it all.I cant spell u wrote:Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.andyman wrote:![]()
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She still doesn't get it though
Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard
SHHHHHHHHHHut I think you are not allowed in here.I cant spell u wrote:How old is she? I'm only 15.pete wrote:You understood it all.I cant spell u wrote: Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
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Re: Those are just fucking stupid. But real
Didn't you usta talk like you had a dick in your mouth?pete wrote:My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?
Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…
About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
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like clockwork.
like clockwork.