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Those are just fucking stupid. But real

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My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?

Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…

About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…

There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
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Those are just fucking stupid.
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ToxicBug wrote:Those are just fucking stupid.
That's why I wrote believe it or not, but they are from my GF, believe it or not.
BTW I've seen you in frapper and you are not the same friend I thought I found. Sorry
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

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pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

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andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
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Post by andyman »

gee i fucking wonder
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are you berating your girlfriend to a bunch of fucked up interdweebs because she's all about saving you money? If not, then for the first time I'm not feelin you pete, make yourself more clear please.
edit oh... thanks u.
jesus she'd better look like a model or else be able to suck the brass off a doorknob.
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

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andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

She just look at the special but doesn’t know about the weight comparison.
Like if all the chickens would sale for the same special$ whatever is their weight.
I understand if you don’t. It’s a tough place to be.
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I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote:
pete wrote:
There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

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pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
:olo:
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

you wouldn't want someone any smarter than you though would you pete?
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Do you want one more?
She was going shopping and I told her I would need some anti sudo Told her I saw there were some for 2.25 she brought me back some that she payed 4.50 beause they were on special.
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pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote:
andyman wrote: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
How old is she? I'm only 15.
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Re: Which are the weirdest, still, funniest things you heard

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I cant spell u wrote:
pete wrote:
I cant spell u wrote: Okay, the 90 cents per pound, his chicken weighed more then the ladys and his gf was wondering why it was more expensive than the womans.
You understood it all.
Thanks.
She still doesn't get it though
How old is she? I'm only 15.
SHHHHHHHHHHut I think you are not allowed in here.
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pete wrote:Do you want one more?
She was going shopping and I told her I would need some anti sudo Told her I saw there were some for 2.25 she brought me back some that she payed 4.50 beause they were on special.
:olo: :olo:
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Post by andyman »

ROFL what a stupid cunt haha
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Post by Captain »

Meh, even ToxicPug has more estrogen than her.
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Post by Tsakali_ »

wtf is anti sudo?

having that question pending...maybe the expensive shit she baught was actually better? hence she prolly thaught it was an apportunity for her to get the better one for you?

it's one thing being stupid and another just not knowning
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Re: Those are just fucking stupid. But real

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pete wrote:My gf has a self auto- cleaning oven…She asked me where is the faucet and where do we pour the detergent?

Obsessive about the electricity consumption …I know that even if it’s only ½ of cent every time we flush the toilet…

About some imperfections in the house…It’s normal, the earth is round, it’s not easy to build a perfect squared house…

There was a special on chickens, like 90cents a pound. She told me… a lady grabbed one at only 2.95 before I could and mine cost 3.50
Believe it or not and she’s not a blonde girl.
Didn't you usta talk like you had a dick in your mouth?
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