i went shopping today

[phantasmagoria]

with the intention of buying some fish fingers

i went to the frozen food isle and found the fish fingers

i opened the freezer cabinet door and managed hit myself in the face with it

now i have a black eye

:<

[Scourge]

You need to just sit down somewhere for about a week and heal before you do more damage to yourself.

[DRuM]

some fish fingers


now i have a black eye

:<

When it comes to fishfingers, I only know birds eye

[phantasmagoria]

You need to just sit down somewhere for about a week and heal before you do more damage to yourself.

i know ffs, this fortnight i've sanded the top of my index fingernail down on the sanding disc so now i can't press mouse1

got a massive splinter in my foot

stubbed my toe by opening a door over the top of it

fallen over a garden wall (while drunk)

stangled myself with our washing line

and probably a few others, not to mention falling up the stairs and opening a freezer door into my face

[Scourge]

Lol. you're your own worst enemy.

[losCHUNK]

rub orange juice in it

[Massive Quasars]

rub one out on it

[phantasmagoria]

cue superman picture:

[l0g1c]

[feedback]

that's what you get for trying to buy things that shouldn't exist.

[l0g1c]

that's what you get for trying to buy things that shouldn't exist.

I get it!