Spider-Man (it's been all over the news)

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:07 pm

So Spider-Man has now unmasked himself publicly in the comics. Any of you hear about this? Any thoughts? Don't care? Penis?

edit for clarity:

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Post by **ScooterG** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:09 pm

Boobs.

Post by **Jackal** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:15 pm

PM me a pic of your knockers.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:16 pm

Post by **Deathshroud** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:26 pm

This thread promotes child porn!

Post by **Survivor** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:46 pm

Batwoman is to return as a crimefighting lesbian

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:46 pm

i would so touch batwomen in so many different ways

Post by **Transient** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:49 am

Lame. So it seems the writers support the Patriot Act then.

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:02 am

Others include Mexican teenager Blue Beetle - who replaces the character's previous white incarnation - and the Great Ten, a government-sponsored team of Chinese superheroes.

Regular characters Firestorm and The Atom, meanwhile, have been reinvented as black and Asian heroes respectively.

The characters are part of a wider effort to broaden the make-up of comic-book creations in line with society as a whole.

Why do they do such things?

Post by **ForM** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:08 am

Another Mov13

itll suck.

Post by **Jackal** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:22 am

Transient wrote:Lame. So it seems the writers support the Patriot Act then.

Not really. The other side in Civil War is just as well represented. Plus Psidey is supposed to switch sides at some point.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:03 am

Spider-Man removes mask at last, looks gay as hell

Post by **Transient** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:02 am

Jackal wrote:Not really. The other side in Civil War is just as well represented. Plus Psidey is supposed to switch sides at some point.

Hmm, I suppose I should reserve judgement then.

Post by **Grudge** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:53 am

Penis.

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:54 am

watch how peter parker now gets happyslapped by oh so many crooks and perps

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:58 am

It follows a recent announcement by Marvel's rivals DC Comics that Batwoman is to return as a crime-fighting lesbian.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:59 am

oh shit that's gonna be hot as hell

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:06 am

Just to put that in perspective, consider:
"It follows a recent announcement by Marvel's rivals DC Comics that Captain Comet is to return as a crime-fighting homosexual."

Post by **Yeando** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:07 am

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:08 am

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:22 am

Foo wrote:Just to put that in perspective, consider:
"It follows a recent announcement by Marvel's rivals DC Comics that Captain Comet is to return as a crime-fighting homosexual."

Is "Captain Comet" Bruce Wayne's new alias?

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:23 am

A DC oldie. But I'll accept your answer

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:35 am

Foo wrote:
It follows a recent announcement by Marvel's rivals DC Comics that Batwoman is to return as a crime-fighting lesbian.

Just think of the possibilities, she could have a lesbian-fighting criminal as an arch nemesis.

Post by **Foo** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:43 am

Ryoki wrote:Just think of the possibilities, she could have a lesbian-fighting criminal as an arch nemesis.

Battling the evil that is compliant american housewives

Post by **obsidian** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:57 pm

Oh well, if this doesn't go as well as planned, they can always reset the universe in some sort of time paradox thing that wipes everything out so that they can start over from better times. IIRC, they've done that 8 or 9 times already so another one can't possibly hurt.