Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:33 pm

...machineguns. If a riot started forming at a street, they should just send 15 policemen with 7.62mm caliber machine guns and take care of the first two or three rows of the crowd, that would fix thirst for riots for at least a couple years.

Post by **4days** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:35 pm

what the fuck are you going on about?
what country do you live in?

Post by **Dekard** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:40 pm

rubber bullets..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:44 pm

Compton

Post by **reefsurfer** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:44 pm

Flamethrowers?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:45 pm

Thats a good idea too :icon14:

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:48 pm

lob a few grenades in there :icon14:

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:58 pm

It has been tried on numerous occations. Never worked out very well.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:04 pm

it would be fun though

:icon34:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:04 pm

ToxicBug wrote:...machineguns. If a riot started forming at a street, they should just send 15 policemen with 7.62mm caliber machine guns and take care of the first two or three rows of the crowd, that would fix thirst for riots for at least a couple years.

Miss the USSR?

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:37 pm

I saw a documentary once on failed but humorous inventions - seems like the Brits invented a the cunning plan in the '60s against demonstrations. They'd cordon off a street filled with protestors, then they'd rapidly fill up the street with foam - about waist high. The hilarious result was that every protestor started to scream and play with the foam like little kids, and the demonstration would effectively stop (because noone felt the need to go somewhere else, the foam was just too much goddamn fun).

Don't know why they considered it a failed invention - i thought it was a brilliant plan.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:55 pm

hell while the machine guns are out we should kill all the minorities in town too eh toxicbug?

Post by **Dark Metal** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:07 pm

Christ this kid is a dumbass.

Post by **brisk** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:08 pm

Ryoki wrote:I saw a documentary once on failed but humorous inventions - seems like the Brits invented a the cunning plan in the '60s against demonstrations. They'd cordon off a street filled with protestors, then they'd rapidly fill up the street with foam - about waist high. The hilarious result was that every protestor started to scream and play with the foam like little kids, and the demonstration would effectively stop (because noone felt the need to go somewhere else, the foam was just too much goddamn fun).

Don't know why they considered it a failed invention - i thought it was a brilliant plan.

Well, if we're taking the satirical route... use the Brass Eye approach, and get a 100ft screen, and project hardcore pornography onto it. Instant riot cure.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:40 pm

personally i think we should strip the police of all weapons and see how they get along

Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with...

Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with...

Re: Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with