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Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with...

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:33 pm
by Guest
...machineguns. If a riot started forming at a street, they should just send 15 policemen with 7.62mm caliber machine guns and take care of the first two or three rows of the crowd, that would fix thirst for riots for at least a couple years.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:35 pm
by 4days
what the fuck are you going on about?
what country do you live in?

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:40 pm
by Dekard
rubber bullets..

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:44 pm
by Guest
Compton

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:44 pm
by reefsurfer
Flamethrowers?

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:45 pm
by Guest
Thats a good idea too :icon14:

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:48 pm
by MKJ
lob a few grenades in there :icon14:

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:58 pm
by Grudge
It has been tried on numerous occations. Never worked out very well.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:04 pm
by CrinklyArse
it would be fun though :) :icon34:

Re: Riots shouldn't be controlled with water hoses, but with

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 1:04 pm
by Massive Quasars
ToxicBug wrote:...machineguns. If a riot started forming at a street, they should just send 15 policemen with 7.62mm caliber machine guns and take care of the first two or three rows of the crowd, that would fix thirst for riots for at least a couple years.
Miss the USSR?

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:37 pm
by Ryoki
I saw a documentary once on failed but humorous inventions - seems like the Brits invented a the cunning plan in the '60s against demonstrations. They'd cordon off a street filled with protestors, then they'd rapidly fill up the street with foam - about waist high. The hilarious result was that every protestor started to scream and play with the foam like little kids, and the demonstration would effectively stop (because noone felt the need to go somewhere else, the foam was just too much goddamn fun).

Don't know why they considered it a failed invention - i thought it was a brilliant plan.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:55 pm
by Chupacabra
hell while the machine guns are out we should kill all the minorities in town too eh toxicbug?

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:07 pm
by Dark Metal
Christ this kid is a dumbass.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:08 pm
by brisk
Ryoki wrote:I saw a documentary once on failed but humorous inventions - seems like the Brits invented a the cunning plan in the '60s against demonstrations. They'd cordon off a street filled with protestors, then they'd rapidly fill up the street with foam - about waist high. The hilarious result was that every protestor started to scream and play with the foam like little kids, and the demonstration would effectively stop (because noone felt the need to go somewhere else, the foam was just too much goddamn fun).

Don't know why they considered it a failed invention - i thought it was a brilliant plan.
Well, if we're taking the satirical route... use the Brass Eye approach, and get a 100ft screen, and project hardcore pornography onto it. Instant riot cure.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:40 pm
by losCHUNK
personally i think we should strip the police of all weapons and see how they get along