shaft's kid can't stop shitting everywhere

Post by **LawL** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:54 am

shaft wrote:A couple months ago my wife read this whole book on how to potty train your kid in a day. Something about using a doll that pees, and some positve reinforcment with candy. I was leaving to go camping for the weekend, and she got a sitter for little one. So it was just her an our 2yr old daughter for the day. Undistracted. I got home on monday and asked how it went. I got a dirty look and was told the book was in the garbage

Maybe if you got off your computer ever couple of weeks your kid wouldn't still be shitting all over the place at 2 years old (and no, camping it up at your local gay club for the weekend doesn't count). Actually there's probably no hope, with your genetics the little retard will most likely be shitting itself well into its 20's.

The deprived wife who spends her life cleaning up the retarded kid that can't stop shitting everywhere and the hunchback moron who spends 24/7 on the internet... lol what a joke.

Post by ek » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:59 am

i think its inappropriate to call him a retard, more like a bastard child

Post by ek » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:00 am

ICON19

Post by **Doombrain** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:26 am

Everyone look at the fat wop clutching at inter-straws because shaft upsets him on a daily basis

Post by **LawL** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:46 am

You better post your pic then.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:05 am

no u

has your housemate had his corn niblet teeth fixed yet?

Post by **LawL** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:18 am

seniletan back to posting his wank collection again.

Post by **shaft** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:42 pm

Looks like I've upset Law.
My kid has shit in the toliet more times in the last 2 months then you have had sex with a woman.

waxed

Post by **LawL** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:26 pm

That must be why you're complaining that the little retard is uncontrollably shitting all over the place. Failed parent.

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:24 am

Sorry, I wasnt complaining. You sound very desperate. You need to stop obsessing over me.

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:58 am

You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere.

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:43 am

so what's his kid's name? Gollum?

Post by ek » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:44 am

AND HERE COMES TEH QUIET NERD
BAM

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:44 pm

Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere.

Laws bringing back memories from his childhood.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:58 pm

Law wrote:seniletan back to posting his wank collection again.

your bloated, ape-like carcass is in no one's wank collection, nosexmutha

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:59 pm

shaft wrote:
Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere.
Laws bringing back memories from his childhood.

I doubt it, you weren't screwing your kid when I was a child.

Post by ek » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:00 pm

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:00 pm

seremtan wrote:
Law wrote:seniletan back to posting his wank collection again.
your bloated, ape-like carcass is in no one's wank collection, nosexmutha

I know, you prefer shaved, muscular men in bow-tie's to wank over you shameless old faggot.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:33 pm

stop projecting your rainbow village people party fantasies on to me, greasy greek michelin ape

i don't swing your way

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:50 pm

Get over me you slimy curry queen.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:36 am

Law wrote:
shaft wrote:
Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere.
Laws bringing back memories from his childhood.
I doubt it, you weren't screwing your kid when I was a child.

Youre right, that woudnt be possible. So now you can see I was taking about how you got sodimized by your gay uncle from the bush on a daily basis when you were a child. Christ youre stupid.

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:08 am

Stop fantasising about gay uncles you shameless faggot and get back to cleaning up the feces that you admit your child uncontrollably shits all over the place.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:10 am

Stop fantasising about 2yrs old getting fucked in the ass, and get back to eating your kebabs and watching Six Feet Under

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:12 am

Stop fucking your 2 year old in the ass, and get back to showing what a homo you are by posting pics of gay men.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:20 am

Stop obessing over me, and get back to watching men fuck other men in the ass on your favorite show