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shaft's kid can't stop shitting everywhere

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:54 am
by LawL
shaft wrote:A couple months ago my wife read this whole book on how to potty train your kid in a day. Something about using a doll that pees, and some positve reinforcment with candy. I was leaving to go camping for the weekend, and she got a sitter for little one. So it was just her an our 2yr old daughter for the day. Undistracted. I got home on monday and asked how it went. I got a dirty look and was told the book was in the garbage :olo:
Maybe if you got off your computer ever couple of weeks your kid wouldn't still be shitting all over the place at 2 years old (and no, camping it up at your local gay club for the weekend doesn't count). Actually there's probably no hope, with your genetics the little retard will most likely be shitting itself well into its 20's.

The deprived wife who spends her life cleaning up the retarded kid that can't stop shitting everywhere and the hunchback moron who spends 24/7 on the internet... lol what a joke. :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:59 am
by ek
i think its inappropriate to call him a retard, more like a bastard child

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:00 am
by ek
ICON19

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:26 am
by Doombrain
Everyone look at the fat wop clutching at inter-straws because shaft upsets him on a daily basis :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:46 am
by LawL
You better post your pic then. :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:05 am
by seremtan
no u :olo:

Image

has your housemate had his corn niblet teeth fixed yet? :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:18 am
by LawL
seniletan back to posting his wank collection again. :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:42 pm
by shaft
Looks like I've upset Law.
My kid has shit in the toliet more times in the last 2 months then you have had sex with a woman.

:olo: waxed :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:26 pm
by LawL
That must be why you're complaining that the little retard is uncontrollably shitting all over the place. Failed parent. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:24 am
by shaft
Sorry, I wasnt complaining. You sound very desperate. You need to stop obsessing over me.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:58 am
by LawL
You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:43 am
by MKJ
so what's his kid's name? Gollum? :(

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:44 am
by ek
AND HERE COMES TEH QUIET NERD
BAM

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:44 pm
by shaft
Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere. :olo:
Laws bringing back memories from his childhood. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:58 pm
by seremtan
Law wrote:seniletan back to posting his wank collection again. :olo:
your bloated, ape-like carcass is in no one's wank collection, nosexmutha :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:59 pm
by LawL
shaft wrote:
Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere. :olo:
Laws bringing back memories from his childhood. :olo:
I doubt it, you weren't screwing your kid when I was a child. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:00 pm
by ek
BAM

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:00 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:
Law wrote:seniletan back to posting his wank collection again. :olo:
your bloated, ape-like carcass is in no one's wank collection, nosexmutha :olo:
I know, you prefer shaved, muscular men in bow-tie's to wank over you shameless old faggot. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:33 pm
by seremtan
:olo: stop projecting your rainbow village people party fantasies on to me, greasy greek michelin ape :olo: i don't swing your way :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:50 pm
by LawL
Get over me you slimy curry queen. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:36 am
by shaft
Law wrote:
shaft wrote:
Law wrote:You need to stop screwing your kid up the ass, fucking up its rectum is making it uncontrollably shit everywhere. :olo:
Laws bringing back memories from his childhood. :olo:
I doubt it, you weren't screwing your kid when I was a child. :olo:
Youre right, that woudnt be possible. So now you can see I was taking about how you got sodimized by your gay uncle from the bush on a daily basis when you were a child. Christ youre stupid. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:08 am
by LawL
Stop fantasising about gay uncles you shameless faggot and get back to cleaning up the feces that you admit your child uncontrollably shits all over the place. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:10 am
by shaft
Stop fantasising about 2yrs old getting fucked in the ass, and get back to eating your kebabs and watching Six Feet Under :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:12 am
by LawL
Stop fucking your 2 year old in the ass, and get back to showing what a homo you are by posting pics of gay men. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:20 am
by shaft
Stop obessing over me, and get back to watching men fuck other men in the ass on your favorite show :olo: