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i was just picking my sister up from school and as we were driving back home she started shouting at me to "stop the car!!" cos she saw some old man falling over or something. so i was like eh whatever so i let her out and she legged it down the road and i turned the car and went over to her and parked.

got out and there was this old man (60+), presumably an alcoholic, on the ground covered in blood. my sister later told me that she actually saw him in the motion of falling over and smashing his head off the pavement. for a while we thought he was dead cos he was completely konked out, not moving or anything.

i rang for an ambulance and a police car pulled up eventually, but fuckin hell it was a strange experience. feel kinda weak after it or sumthin :icon9:
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CitizenKane wrote:i was just picking my sister...
stopped reading after that

pics?
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lol fuck off
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

i hate to see people fall and hit their heads
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i'd love to see pics though
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

of his sister? definitely.
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shes waaaay out of ur leauge losers!
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Post by Tsakali_ »

you're feeling something called humanitarianism
yeah you might of missed it since you don't see it much these days

if you liked that than drop everything and run to your local volunteer office.
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i run over fags like you and keep going
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Post by CaseDogg »

that's fucked up. poor old man. he prolly needed me to hold him. lmao!
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Tsakali_ wrote:you're feeling something called humanitarianism
yeah you might of missed it since you don't see it much these days

if you liked that than drop everything and run to your local volunteer office.
my ex-gf is into all her volunteer/social work stuff. works for childline and volnteers in homeless shelters etc. i duno if i could handle that kinda stuff
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Post by werldhed »

Had a similar experience last year at halloween...
As you can imagine, Halloween is fucking crazy near campus, with hundreds of students wandering around the streets in costume, drunk off their asses.
There was one guy who was yelling and stumbling like mad; I think he was on something besides booze. I watched him try running down the sidewalk, trip, and bang his head on the cement. His head even did the pleasant little bounce we all love.

From there, he just laid on the ground, kind of twitching and rolling, and mumbling gibberish until the cops and ambulance showed up. He was fucked up.
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CitizenKane wrote:shes waaaay out of ur leauge losers!
so you have looked at your sister that way, is that what you're saying?
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no, but she's a part time model so...i assume she's out of ur league anyway! :p
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i bet she's ginger
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Post by Freakaloin »

i fucked ur sister...then i killed her...u'll see soon...jellus?...
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werldhed wrote:Had a similar experience last year at halloween...
As you can imagine, Halloween is fucking crazy near campus, with hundreds of students wandering around the streets in costume, drunk off their asses.
There was one guy who was yelling and stumbling like mad; I think he was on something besides booze. I watched him try running down the sidewalk, trip, and bang his head on the cement. His head even did the pleasant little bounce we all love.

From there, he just laid on the ground, kind of twitching and rolling, and mumbling gibberish until the cops and ambulance showed up. He was fucked up.
fucking crazy story from halloween last year. we were out in this club and it was jammers, everyone very drunk etc. but at the end of the night after the club closed some asshole knocked into me and started squaring up to me and shit.
my twin brother (not identical) saw this, he was dressed up as a gangster rapper that night and he happened to have a big fuck off toy gun that was actually made out of pretty heavy metal. he then proceeded to pistol whip the guy who squared up to me, breaking the gun into two pieces.

rofl, that asshole got what he deserved tho.
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CitizenKane wrote:no, but she's a part time model so...i assume she's out of ur league anyway! :p
we'll be the judge of that. post pics plz.

also, with enough booze in them noones outta my league :icon14:
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ps freakaloin im going to pistol whip u soon
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MKJ wrote: also, with enough booze in them noones outta my league :icon14:

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whats that gonna do cept piss me off...and prolly rape ur dad...
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Freakaloin wrote:piss me off.
oooooohhh no hard man freakaloin pissed off??? id better lay low for a while
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Post by DooMer »

CitizenKane wrote:no, but she's a part time model so...i assume she's out of ur league anyway! :p
Why would I want to rub one out to somebody in, or below my league anyway?

Feedbag posted pics of his sister. He's a model e-citizen, the e-citizen you should aspire to be.
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DooMer wrote:
CitizenKane wrote:no, but she's a part time model so...i assume she's out of ur league anyway! :p
Why would I want to rub one out to somebody in, or below my league anyway?

Feedbag posted pics of his sister. He's a model e-citizen, the e-citizen you should aspire to be.
i wouldnt post pictures of my sister on the internet in consideration of her privacy, she wouldnt want me to, so i wouldnt. thats the main reason tbh!
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Lame. She is a model, she has no privacy.
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