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Post by **Suave** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:36 pm

I just slit my sack open pretty fucking bad :icon19: Don't know whether to go to the docs or not.

Sat? Best course of action?

Post by **Foo** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:36 pm

Get to the emergency room. Don't fuck about.

Post by **andyman** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:37 pm

wtf how did you accomplish this?

Post by **saturn** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:49 pm

i dunno how bad it is, but let someone take a look at it at the hospital

Post by **Suave** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:07 pm

About a cm to the underside of the sack. Bleeding has stopped so I'm gonna see how it goes.

Post by **denzii** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:23 pm

That's all you need is an infection down there.

Post by **Suave** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:23 am

Well, things took a turn for the worse unfortunately. I developed an infection, which got pretty bad cause I waited a few days. By the time I finally got around to seeing a doctor he told me it had progressed into orchitis. I'm now one testicle down and there are signs showing of the same infection in the tubing of my other. Doc thinks I have a good chance of developing sterility problems, which I'm fucking gutted about to be honest.

I need to go in for a check up and a blood test early next week to check for Sepsis, which is infection passed through the bloodstream. Am on antibiotics for now though so fingers crossed. Just wish I hadn't waited so damn long.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:25 am

Are you bullshitting us? That's pretty rough.

Post by **denzii** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:27 am

Hell everyone told you to go to the doctor!

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:39 am

Still 1.april where you at?

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:40 am

april 1st

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:42 am

Doombrain wrote:april 1st

sorted

Post by **Suave** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:44 am

Ok, well it's approaching 12pm. April fools :P

Left it a little late to get alot of responces, but it was worth it for this PM I got from Rep:

From: rep
To: Suave

Put as much of your sperm in cryo-storage right now as possible so you can have a child one day, since it's probably all still good at this point.

:icon19:

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:53 am

:lol:

Post by **CaseDogg** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:04 am

:icon19:

Post by **CaseDogg** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:06 am

not to mention, if your balls were infected and one of them was gone and the other infecting, all the porn in the world couldn't made you bust a nut to put it in cyroginicts, :icon19:

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:30 am

Doombrain wrote:april 1st

You learn everyday

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:31 am

:icon19:

Post by **Eraser** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:59 am

this thread is goooood :lol:

n1 suave

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:02 pm

lollers

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:09 pm

:icon19:

Post by **denzii** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:35 pm

Fjoggs wrote:Still 1.april where you at?

Well you got me, good one!

Post by **mik0rs** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:34 pm

Lol, nicely done.

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