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ok guys, honestly...
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:18 am
by Oblivi0.on
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:55 am
by prince1000
seriously
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:57 am
by Oblivi0.on
seriously.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:36 am
by prince1000
not really
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:48 am
by CaseDogg
with.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:55 am
by rep
I honestly don't know why I'm bothering to help you. Although I feel that I'm posting in vain, I'll continue nevertheless, in listed order.
1. Keep the hair, but drop the cheap gel. Try to find some clay or wax that does not contain animal products. You wouldn't put a hamburger in your hair, would you? So why would you put processed pig fat there? You won't find any good shit under $20.
2. Seriously work on your face. It's not hard to wash your face twice a day. Don't touch your face when your hands are not clean. Get contacts, or if you can hack it get corrective laser eye surgery. Take care of the blemishes by properly caring for your skin. When you wash, get in deep and don't be afraid to use your nails as an abrasive to work the cleanser in. I pray you're not using soap on your face, or anywhere else on your body but it appears so. Invest in some quality cleansers and scrubs, and you'll be a new man in two months. The glasses... Get rid of them. The lenses begoogle your eyes to such a crazy distorted size. It looks awful.
3. Cleanse your body of toxins and garbage. Stop drinking alcohol, soda, and drinks with high amounts of sugar. You don't have to become a vegan if you don't want to, but cutting the meat and cheese for a month does wonders for your body. Not only will your skin look better, but you'll feel incredible internally.
4. The hair on your face is a complete disaster. What a travesty. Get rid of it completely. Rocker girls may tell you that they think beards are sexy, but when they finger themselves in the shower they're thinking of clean cut studs... Not Stubble McDirtychin.
5. Gain weight. It's not hard to gain mass, and this definately would help you in the face area.
6. Report back in 2 months after you've done everything I've said.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:58 am
by Strangler
naw dude, you look way betetr without the hair. You look like a pretty tough dude without the hair and with the mean look, but with the hair you look just like another nerd.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:18 am
by Pext
Strangler wrote:naw dude, you look way betetr without the hair. You look like a pretty tough dude without the hair and with the mean look, but with the hair you look just like another nerd.
stop confessing your gay feelings towards skinheads
btw: hair :icon14:
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:24 am
by reefsurfer
Seriously... why did you have to type "With" for the other picture?

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:33 am
by Doombrain
without
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:21 am
by SplishSplash
I'd say without, but that might just be because of the glasses. Get contacts man (hard ones are better), they're not that expensive.
And shave that travesty of a beard off your face.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:21 am
by SplishSplash
And resize the pic. You're breaking the tables.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:25 am
by Doombrain
done. does lvlshot work here??
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:29 am
by Fjoggs
It's not implemented in this forum yet

I believe Raw's working on it. Us screenshots posting LEM whores are getting cranky.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:29 am
by Nightshade
I think arw has it on the list of shit to do.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:38 pm
by Oblivi0.on
so...some without and some with.
i didnt expect to any real answer whatsoever...
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:40 pm
by Oblivi0.on
also, the girlfriend doesnt like me having a beard...she perfers me "clean shaven"
but i like it, so she can fuck off in that aspect.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:57 pm
by inphlict
You look like an idiot either way, my suggestions is cut your wrists.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:32 pm
by Kn0wFuRy
with hair looks better tbh
glasses look good and drop facial hair
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:36 pm
by phantasmagoria
Without, or do something different with your hair.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:42 pm
by Nightshade
I vote for mohawk. A big one.
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:44 pm
by Oblivi0.on
soon...need the hair longer first

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:47 pm
by Pext
mullet?
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:51 pm
by Oblivi0.on
never :lol:
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:01 pm
by Pext
you can't know whats good before you try it. don't judge a book by its colour - many guys that have a mullet are actually quite nice :icon14: