I made Love with my GF 2-3 times everyday, and this is what

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Pete
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I made Love with my GF 2-3 times everyday, and this is what

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She was working in a drug store and …You know…In between girls, they had this subject as – How many times do you make love? At the time I was 27YO and she was 22. But after that observation, every time I was going back to pick her up at her job, I had all the girls stirring at me with a type of, I don’t know how to explain it, in their eyes.
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Pete
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Post by Pete »

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Man! Do you read faster then your shadow?
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Underpants?
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Post by Underpants? »

naybe they wondered why your mom was driving you around to pick up your girlfriend
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Massive Quasars
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Post by Massive Quasars »

Underpants? wrote:naybe they wondered why your mom was driving you around to pick up your girlfriend
She came along for the ride. Two'fer.
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:olo: Quality shit
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Post by ek »

it happens pete, you fuck like bunnies for the first couple of months, then unless you love her you find someone else
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Post by Pete »

riddla wrote:faster thAn
Thanks for correcting me, I do that mistake all the time.
Writing it is not the same but it sounds the same.
I use this since someone in here suggest it to me. Sorry I don't recall who that was. http://aruljohn.com/voice.pl
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Post by Turing »

lol, this reminds me of porn stories where guys say shit like "At seventeen inches, I never thought of my penis as large, but she looked at it as though she'd just pulled her pan from the river with a gold nugget."

That would be specifically from Wagon Train sexfic, btw.
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Post by Massive Quasars »

Turing is confused by proper heterosexual porn.

*waits for quip*
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Underpants?
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Pete wrote:
riddla wrote:faster thAn
Thanks for correcting me, I do that mistake all the time.
Writing it is not the same but it sounds the same.
I use this since someone in here suggest it to me. Sorry I don't recall who that was. http://aruljohn.com/voice.pl
that's pretty cool man, thanks
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