who's got the biggest photoshop tits

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who's got the biggest photoshop tits

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I can remember seeing some pretty nice design from mjk and bitwise, who else has experience with ground-up design art? I have a company logo and some other market materials that need an arteest's touch. Of course, were it a good fit, all work would be compensable ?
anyone, anyone?
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Re: who's got the biggest photoshop tits

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Underpants? wrote:I can remember seeing some pretty nice design from mjk and bitwise, who else has experience with ground-up design art? I have a company logo and some other market materials that need an arteest's touch. Of course, were it a good fit, all work would be compensable ?
anyone, anyone?
:icon31: I suppose I do alright but I'm no pro. Brisk is the best I can think of. Transient is good but I think he's more of a creative artist.

If you want to send me a sample or two I can take a look and if something pops in my head I'll run with it. Might be able to have my cousin take a crack at it too. I think he's gotten better than me over this past year.
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bits passin?

ey i hear brisk is ok :shrug:
it is about time!
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brisk is the bomb.

his stuff looks expensive though.
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i'll do it for you mate

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i'm alright with PS
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im absolutely flooded at work and i have about a billion freelance things going on at the moment, so I can't do it for at least a few weeks. atm I think you're better off with one of 'the other' ps guru's here.

im flattered that you thought of me though :lub:
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r00k 'preciate the reminder: Brisk! how can I forget the mastah?
Thanks db, I'll send you some shite here in a bit.

MKJ , Bitwise, it's cool I understand, you just don't have love for the white-skinded man.

SerKrunkTam that's a very elegant Red x, but I might need to see something more in the way of "yourcrypa.jpg" with a business slant before I make a final decision.
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Underpants? wrote:SerKrunkTam that's a very elegant Red x, but I might need to see something more in the way of "yourcrypa.jpg" with a business slant before I make a final decision.
F5, genius. blame imageshack, not me
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strange it's still not loading for me :L
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Alas, I have a 10,000 word dissertation to write as well as 2 ongoing studio projects. So no time for anything really, but thanks for the props!
[quote="GONNAFISTYA"]You might as well have complained about the Mona Lisa right after Michelangelo painted the first two strokes of his brush.[/quote]
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Underpants? wrote:strange it's still not loading for me :L
ditto.
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Post by Captain »

I've been working with Photoshop for a couple years now. Graphic design is my favorite style of art. What do you need, underball?

Oh and I did some trademark logos just a few weeks ago for a friend's business proposal.
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OK it went down like this:
me: "I know some guys that could do this very quickly and professionally."
the people who write the checks: "are they local?"
me: "no"
estimator: "I have a buddy who does AWESOME work!"
everybody: "cool, get it done"
2 and a half fucking months later, this is what we get, and it's supposed to fit on a bi-fold brochure.
I blanked out our logo because it's just embarrassing, really.
He wants $200.00 for the work.
Fuck sakes.
look at the beautifully-crafted, custom images
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:olo: best part is, he's local, so he'll get to hear first hand why my boss thinks his son's kindergarten crafts project is 10x better than this shit.
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

bitwise, you're fired!
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good god!

spelling/grammar errors too -- classy stuff. :olo:
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okay, i think this should be enough to turn this into a challenge.

any of you pro photoshop nerds should be able to out-perform this pile of wank in less than an hour.
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Yeah but now I'm filled with work on weekdays and I'd rather spend my spare weekends with friends than Photoshop :(

I'll see what I can do.
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I came in here expecting tits :(
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Post by Survivor »

Althought I know I certainly could do better then that shit I'm more the editing kind of guy and ground-up work is usually wasted on me.

Basically it's a bifold brochure for a business which has to do with asphalt and is simply there to promote the company and not a project. Am I right?
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Post by Underpants? »

exactly right surv.
I guess more than help, I wanted your opinions. I know it's just a brochure and I didn't want to sound like I was being a prick to this guy's friend.
It just seems so ridiculously half-assed to me.
The low-resolution, googled images are the best, imho. I have some material I'll float via either imageshack or ftp.
LOL don't spend too much time on it Maz. I'm sure you'll come up with a much better end product, this joker may suddenly go from trash to class on the final draft.
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Post by Survivor »

Is there anything specific which needs to be in it? I have the day off tomorrow if all is right and i might give it a shot. Just pm me with some more details. I'm bored :(
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Post by Captain »

Survivor wrote:Just pm me with some more details.
Same :icon30:
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Good fucking god, what are those pictures supposed to BE?

I coulda done better with illustrator and 20 mins of my time.
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and I SUCK
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