New Words for 2007
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE . The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake ( e.g. you've hit 'reply all')
GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.
BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person
SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person
TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
Haven't done one of these in a bit.
Re: Haven't done one of these in a bit.
meDoombrain wrote: STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
@ McShit with Lies and Tart Fuel.-
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Re: Haven't done one of these in a bit.
[quote="Doombrain"]New Words for 2007
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
Wtf is Bollocks? Oh wait thats an English term right? Oh and The Iranians kidnapped 15 of your soliders right?
So Bollocks means NO FUCKING BALLS TO STAND UP FOR SHIT!
Let me tell you mother fuks something these muslims are being manipulated by satan and are fuking doomed.
Test this in you brain, what fucking God would say blow yourself up and leave your wife for 72 virgins...a fucking pornographic child molesting Demon from Hell? Yea does not sound like a god.
Point blank. Satan has his power over Islam You know that I got the inside scoop with satan...hes my boy at some times but his agenda here has made us split paths...
Dont fucking think for a sec that these assholes are good. what you pissed at the guys in ties on bikes coming to your house asking you to go to church? How about a knock at the door and your head chopped off for answering.
In the game I am your enemy, yea we battle for glory and fight for ownership...but in the real world, Horka Thane has your back...remember that. Its not fun to see friends, die because of 7th centrury ignorance. Anyway Lates! I got your back even though you dont give a fuk...I got the worlds back Beotch! :icon34:
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
Wtf is Bollocks? Oh wait thats an English term right? Oh and The Iranians kidnapped 15 of your soliders right?
So Bollocks means NO FUCKING BALLS TO STAND UP FOR SHIT!
Let me tell you mother fuks something these muslims are being manipulated by satan and are fuking doomed.
Test this in you brain, what fucking God would say blow yourself up and leave your wife for 72 virgins...a fucking pornographic child molesting Demon from Hell? Yea does not sound like a god.
Point blank. Satan has his power over Islam You know that I got the inside scoop with satan...hes my boy at some times but his agenda here has made us split paths...
Dont fucking think for a sec that these assholes are good. what you pissed at the guys in ties on bikes coming to your house asking you to go to church? How about a knock at the door and your head chopped off for answering.
In the game I am your enemy, yea we battle for glory and fight for ownership...but in the real world, Horka Thane has your back...remember that. Its not fun to see friends, die because of 7th centrury ignorance. Anyway Lates! I got your back even though you dont give a fuk...I got the worlds back Beotch! :icon34:
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Re: Haven't done one of these in a bit.
What?GhostThane wrote:
Wtf is Bollocks? Oh wait thats an English term right? Oh and The Iranians kidnapped 15 of your soliders right?
So Bollocks means NO FUCKING BALLS TO STAND UP FOR SHIT!
Let me tell you mother fuks something these muslims are being manipulated by satan and are fuking doomed.
Test this in you brain, what fucking God would say blow yourself up and leave your wife for 72 virgins...a fucking pornographic child molesting Demon from Hell? Yea does not sound like a god.
Point blank. Satan has his power over Islam You know that I got the inside scoop with satan...hes my boy at some times but his agenda here has made us split paths...
Dont fucking think for a sec that these assholes are good. what you pissed at the guys in ties on bikes coming to your house asking you to go to church? How about a knock at the door and your head chopped off for answering.
In the game I am your enemy, yea we battle for glory and fight for ownership...but in the real world, Horka Thane has your back...remember that. Its not fun to see friends, die because of 7th centrury ignorance. Anyway Lates! I got your back even though you dont give a fuk...I got the worlds back Beotch! :icon34:
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Re: Haven't done one of these in a bit.
Look, Porka is testiculating.GhostThane wrote:Doombrain wrote:New Words for 2007
TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.
Wtf is Bollocks? Oh wait thats an English term right? Oh and The Iranians kidnapped 15 of your soliders right?
So Bollocks means NO FUCKING BALLS TO STAND UP FOR SHIT!
Let me tell you mother fuks something these muslims are being manipulated by satan and are fuking doomed.
Test this in you brain, what fucking God would say blow yourself up and leave your wife for 72 virgins...a fucking pornographic child molesting Demon from Hell? Yea does not sound like a god.
Point blank. Satan has his power over Islam You know that I got the inside scoop with satan...hes my boy at some times but his agenda here has made us split paths...
Dont fucking think for a sec that these assholes are good. what you pissed at the guys in ties on bikes coming to your house asking you to go to church? How about a knock at the door and your head chopped off for answering.
In the game I am your enemy, yea we battle for glory and fight for ownership...but in the real world, Horka Thane has your back...remember that. Its not fun to see friends, die because of 7th centrury ignorance. Anyway Lates! I got your back even though you dont give a fuk...I got the worlds back Beotch! :icon34:
I'd love to see a meeting between Porka and your average Iranian soldier. Corporal Mohammed would pat his AK, Porka would fill his pants with assdrool and run the fuck away screaming.