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I almost got fired today because I ride the bus and choose not to own a car.

I work the evening shift, partially because I'm a night person, and partially because I can't make a 5:30 am start time on the bus schedule. They surprise me yesterday by saying I need to be in at 6 am (Also meaning I get up at 4 am, but regardless it was never mentioned anywhere before then that it may be a requirement of my job) to do some job shadowing or some shit. I told them the earliest I could get there was 6:30. I got a meeting request for 9 am this morning in my outlook with the VP. I go up there not sure what to expect, and he gives me a whole fucking speech about "professionalism" and "what it means to be a professional". "What if you had brain surgery and your surgeon was worrying about transportation, not sure if he could make it to surgery at 6 am? Is that professional? Would you want to have him operate?" He flat out told me that taking the bus was unprofessional and I had better find a way to get to work by 6 am the whole following week. "Take a taxi, rent a car, or ride your bike, you need to figure that out... Oh, and is it professional to have to be worrying about your transportation all day? You need to be focused here."

What the fuck you dickhead?

needless to say, both this guy's first and last names are synonyms for penis, I kid you not. Still not sure how I'm going to get to work except to wake up at 3 am and cycling on my shitty bike 30 miles of highway.
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quit your shitty job.
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Post by vileliquid1026 »

where the fuck do you work?
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I just moved to another state to work this shitty job, the money is good I just need to survive this corporate political faggotry.
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vileliquid1026 wrote:where the fuck do you work?
I'm not going to say where but it's the largest and most prestigious gym/health club in the world.
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Post by Transient »

Was "reliable transportation" a requirement to get the position?
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Post by Captain »

What's his name? Dick Wang?
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Post by vileliquid1026 »

Captain Mazda wrote:What's his name? Dick Wang?
:olo:


Tell them the only bike you have is a stationary bike... see how wang chung likes that one.
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Captain Mazda wrote:What's his name? Dick Wang?
Lets just say his last name is cocks
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feedback wrote:I just moved to another state to work this shitty job, the money is good I just need to survive this corporate political faggotry.
Get a fucking car mingebag.
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SOAPboy wrote:
feedback wrote:I just moved to another state to work this shitty job, the money is good I just need to survive this corporate political faggotry.
Get a fucking car mingebag.
Go outside and exercise crackhead?
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Post by 7zark7 »

Now would be a perfect time to ask for a raise. :icon14:
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Post by Captain »

Are there any co-workers that you could fix up a carpool with? Failing that, tell Cocks to give you a ride since he likes coming off as a prick.
7zark7 wrote:Now would be a perfect time to ask for a raise. :icon14:
Or a company car :)
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feedback wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:What's his name? Dick Wang?
Lets just say his last name is cocks
That would be Peter Cox then?
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Post by Lieutenant Dan »

If it's only temporary, try to borrow a buddies car or something.
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Scourge wrote:
feedback wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:What's his name? Dick Wang?
Lets just say his last name is cocks
That would be Peter Cox then?
think even better than peter :!:
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Dick Cox.
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Schlong Cox
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Post by ForM »

He failed to mention walking.


You wont survive the faggotry. Time to look for a new job.
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ForM wrote:He failed to mention walking.


You wont survive the faggotry. Time to look for a new job.
If all else fails, I can probably get a job working at the rental office at the first floor while I find another job, they already offered to hire me.
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Dick Johnson, you fools. Dick Johnson.
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Post by S@M »

hope you hang in there feed - get what you need from the job and move on when you can.

also - buy some new shoes, youll feel better :)
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Funny you say that, I'm going to get some orthodics made monday so I can hopefully help my foot and leg pain.
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I'm 10-15 minutes late to work every single day because I ride the bus :shrug:
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Post by Dave »

Scourge wrote:
feedback wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:What's his name? Dick Wang?
Lets just say his last name is cocks
That would be Peter Cox then?
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