Time will tell

Post by **plained** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:38 pm

ey or so they say

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:13 am

me and time are not on speaking terms at the mo

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:51 am

Yesterday time asked me what time it was... naturally i was forced to point out the absurdity of the situation, which strangely enough took a little time to explain.

Post by **plained** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:20 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:47 pm

MKJ wrote:me and time are not on speaking terms at the mo

you and anything below your stomach aren't on speaking terms at this time, fatty

:p

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:58 pm

Father Time once fucked my bottom till it gaped.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:47 pm

lol, the hobo in the alley is calling himself Father Time now? Or is your priest's last name Time?

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:54 pm

seremtan wrote:
MKJ wrote:me and time are not on speaking terms at the mo
you and anything below your stomach aren't on speaking terms at this time, fatty :p

i have to say, dear sir, i can appreciate this new routine of yours. :icon14:

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:08 pm

Nightshade wrote:lol, the hobo in the alley is calling himself Father Time now? Or is your priest's last name Time?

My family name is Time

, daddy made me promise not to tell

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:16 pm

AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY DADDY BACK? FUCKING INGRATE, THIS IS WHY DADDY DRINKS.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:12 pm

MKJ wrote:
seremtan wrote:
MKJ wrote:me and time are not on speaking terms at the mo
you and anything below your stomach aren't on speaking terms at this time, fatty :p
i have to say, dear sir, i can appreciate this new routine of yours. :icon14:

the thought of your rolls of blubber quivering as you chuckle at my conceit makes me slightly queasy

Post by **LawL** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:08 pm

The thought of a naked child younger than the age of 12 makes you horny.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:36 pm

the thought of david hasselhoff stripped down to his daks brings you out in a hot sweat, gayboi

Post by **LawL** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:47 pm

The thought of your boyfriend spunking on your face makes you wish you could get a hard-on, old faggot.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:07 am

terrible

you suck at this like you suck at cock - hard

Post by **LawL** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:37 am

Too bad I crush you with so much ease you filthy old kiddy fiddler, no wonder you get so upset.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:04 am

oh boy...

Post by **LawL** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:49 pm

Trust you to say that.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:19 pm

amazing

Post by **LawL** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:48 pm

CRUSHED...

Post by **Magnus** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:50 am

riddla wrote:pre-lamed thread...

I think we should have more of those. Save a lot of effort.