poor bottoms

[phantasmagoria]

no dicks, real or drawn.

[seremtan]

cocks

bant

[Big Kahuna Burger]

lol like we have rules on this forum

[Mulletman]

rules?

[Ryoki]

Police are investigating after villagers in Romania claimed to see a Superman-like figure flying through the sky.

Almost 20 villagers, from Gemeni, Mehedinti county, claim the UFO was wearing a shiny blue suit, just like Superman's.

Police officers took written statements from all of the witnesses and say they described the figure in the same way.

Local policeman Ion Anuta said: "We talked to people of different ages who are all reliable citizens in our village.

"They all said they saw this strange creature who flew over their houses in his shiny blue costume. We'll just have to see what happens next."

Villager Constantin Toader, 41, said: "He looked like Superman and was flying slowly at about 100 yards from the ground in a standing position. He didn't make any smoke or sound. Just cruising around."

[Big Kahuna Burger]

i think Romania just wanted to be in the news

[spl1ff]

"When I asked Bill for his driver license, he picked blearily through his wallet, then handed me a Polaroid of his genitals."

[LawL]

No drawn dicks or spam, racism is ok though.

[DRuM]

Lol.

I suppose pictures of those famous sculptures of naked greek gods or famous classic paintings of naked women in art galleries would be unacceptable too, right? Because noone's seen genitals before.