"Danny Bonaduce throws Jonny Fairplay on his face.
Fairplay decided this would be a good time to jump on Danny and hump him. Apparently Danny disagreed, because he dropped Fairplay on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth and break a toe"
http://www.thesuperficial.com/
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I laughed.
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thats what i did to nightshade last time he came over to date my son...
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I have to admit, that was pretty fuckin' funny. Danny Bonaduce ftw!
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That was pretty funny, whoever those people are.
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Perhaps even funnier is:
1. Jessica Simpson's face. My god, she's ugly.
2. The fact that reefsurfer reads thesuperficial.com.
1. Jessica Simpson's face. My god, she's ugly.
2. The fact that reefsurfer reads thesuperficial.com.
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watch the video
and man are they drunk
and man are they drunk
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Nightshade
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lol, you don't recognize Danny Bonerduce?werldhed wrote:That was pretty funny, whoever those people are.
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Fairplay got owned. Kudos to Danny on the quick turnaround of that situation.
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buahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaha 
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no his hi powered attorneys will get him off on self-defense maybe?
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Nope. Pretty much every time he gets in trouble he's found guilty of whatever, does some community service and pays some hefty fines, then goes right back to being a drunken fucktard until the cycle inevitably repeats.
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I think the fact that the guy jumped on him and started to dry hump him could feasibly be looked at as assault if his lawyers wanted to portray it that way - unwanted contact or whatever. Hell, it could even be construed as sexual assault by a good lawyer I'm sure. So if they wanted to go all the way through a trial with this, I think a good lawyer would have a good shot at the argument that he was attempting to get someone off of him who was 'assaulting' him (in the loose, but legal, sense of the term). So maybe they'll settle out of court if both parties agree on something - if the curly haired homo thinks going to trial might end up with him getting nada a settlement might be an attractive option. I think a good move would be for Bonaduce to press charges against him though just to keep the whole thing really going.
And yea, that's about as much thought as I think I can give that one...
And yea, that's about as much thought as I think I can give that one...
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Uh... apparently not.Nightshade wrote:lol, you don't recognize Danny Bonerduce?werldhed wrote:That was pretty funny, whoever those people are.
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i was gonna say why the fuc didnt that guy simply save himself with his hands or just backflop
but i re-watched the vid and it apears the guy DID put out his arms but i guess they couldnt take the weight lol
theres a lesson in there i think
but i re-watched the vid and it apears the guy DID put out his arms but i guess they couldnt take the weight lol
theres a lesson in there i think
it is about time!
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he was drunk as well. block looks like a fucking cock, good on the other one for smashing his teeth out.
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oyea my mistake i had read that as well
anyways he looked slightly boozed and danny as usual just looks mad
anyways he looked slightly boozed and danny as usual just looks mad
it is about time!
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reefsurfer
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I luuuuve celeb. gossip.werldhed wrote:
2. The fact that reefsurfer reads thesuperficial.com.
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That was great.
On the whole lawsuit/assault thing, I have one question:
How can it be illegal to remove somebody who was grappling around you against your will? It's not like he intentionally tried to bodyslam the guy -- honestly, he just used the quickest and most efficient means possible to get him off.
Any asshole who wants to jump on another man like that and pretend they're humping him -- especially in full view of thousands of people -- is taking their chances. What did he think would happen, did he think he would start making out with him? This is Danny Bonaduce we're talking about here - it's not like he has a reputation for being a softspoken pacifist.
I applaud this as much as I applauded Jon Lovitz slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar. Because, just like Andy Dick, if this guy wants to be on television, he should be able to do it on his own merit, without using other people as his comic props.
On the whole lawsuit/assault thing, I have one question:
How can it be illegal to remove somebody who was grappling around you against your will? It's not like he intentionally tried to bodyslam the guy -- honestly, he just used the quickest and most efficient means possible to get him off.
Any asshole who wants to jump on another man like that and pretend they're humping him -- especially in full view of thousands of people -- is taking their chances. What did he think would happen, did he think he would start making out with him? This is Danny Bonaduce we're talking about here - it's not like he has a reputation for being a softspoken pacifist.
I applaud this as much as I applauded Jon Lovitz slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar. Because, just like Andy Dick, if this guy wants to be on television, he should be able to do it on his own merit, without using other people as his comic props.
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I like the little head bobble strut he does after he throws the faggot over his shoulders. 
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riddla's right.plained wrote:nonsense as usual