Post your ideal girlfriend

[a13n]

My ideal girlfriend01

-is breathing as of 2007
-is virgin in her ear as of 2007
-is a pure whore
-likes traveling and camping without toilet paper
-by nature refrains from white white people, vaginal additives and any kind of artificial tits
-wears much makeup because of her natural pimples
-does not have senior nor junior juans nor a jose
-does not stop talking
-h8z learning sort of but likes schoolz
-h8z hotdogs
-h8z sharting
-h8z pirates of the captain mazda and his cockless culture
-h8z TV, newspaper, and Doombrain
-h8z pocket change and communist socialism
-h8z cell phone
-h8z smartcars
-h8z electronics that do not take battereis

-is perhaps a zombie

(update01)
-h8z being eatin out
-h8z colonial cities like Moscow
(update02)
-does not expect her partner to earn money (cuz i never will)
-h8z small buildings

(will not be updated later)

[MKJ]

'h8z schoolz'

you might improve your chances if you look for someone who h8z nurdz

[MKJ]

and is blind

[MKJ]

not to mention retarded

[MKJ]

come to think of it, date your mom

[Ryoki]

My ideal girlfriend01

-is 17 years old as of 2007
-is virgin as of 2007
-is a pure vegetarian
-likes traveling and camping
-by nature refrains from white sugar, chemical additives and any kind of artificial traps
-wears least makeup because of her natural beauty
-does not have senior nor junior brothers nor a father
-does not over-chat
-h8z schoolz sort of but likes learning
-h8z dogs
-h8z shopping
-h8z pirates of the southern chinese and their cocky culture
-h8z TV, newspaper, spectacles sort of
-h8z money and imperial capitalizm
-h8z cell phone
-h8z cars
-h8z electronics

-is not a zombie

(might be updated later)

You'll lose your virginity in the next life.

[a13n]

Post yours!
This is not a thread only to criticize.

[LawL]

[DRuM]

[nay0k]

So you like trannies then. That's ok, we all have our preferences.

[Dark Metal]

Fixed.

[mancubus]

what a dickhead.

[LawL]

So you like trannies then. That's ok, we all have our preferences.

Yeah I know, like you fucking your dad.

[nay0k]

lol, so clearly mad.

[LawL]

I know, you could at least try to hide it.

[nay0k]

Try to comprehend who's mad correctly next time.

[Nightshade]

I'd really get a huge kick out of the Chinese government arresting and torturing accept13inches to death. I mean, I'd just laugh my fucking ass off. One of those prolonged, exhausting laughs where your vision starts to swim a bit and you think "my god, if I don't stop laughing I may actually pass out".

[CaseDogg]

My ideal fuckfriend01

-is down to roll over when i call to fuck.
-is down to stfu and not talk about the history channel and what he did in 1955 when i'm about to fuck.
-is down to get the dick and the get the fuck out when ghost hunters is coming on.
-is down to not call me and just me call them when it's time ta get it.

i got about 4 of them right now.

(will not be updated later)

[seremtan]

are any of them pirates of southern chinese?

i think an3l would like to watch

[CaseDogg]

lol, naw, all white. one is french itallian though.

[LawL]

Try to comprehend who's mad correctly next time.

Try not to suck your dad's cock next time.

[nay0k]

Try not to have gay fantasies next time.

[LawL]

Try not to get aids next time.

[nay0k]

Try not to get hemorrhoids next time.

[LawL]

Try not to get crushed next time.