Quake3World

My ideal girlfriend01

-is breathing as of 2007
-is virgin in her ear as of 2007
-is a pure whore
-likes traveling and camping without toilet paper
-by nature refrains from white white people, vaginal additives and any kind of artificial tits
-wears much makeup because of her natural pimples
-does not have senior nor junior juans nor a jose
-does not stop talking
-h8z learning sort of but likes schoolz
-h8z hotdogs
-h8z sharting
-h8z pirates of the captain mazda and his cockless culture
-h8z TV, newspaper, and Doombrain
-h8z pocket change and communist socialism
-h8z cell phone
-h8z smartcars
-h8z electronics that do not take battereis

-is perhaps a zombie

(update01)
-h8z being eatin out
-h8z colonial cities like Moscow
(update02)
-does not expect her partner to earn money (cuz i never will)
-h8z small buildings

(will not be updated later)

'h8z schoolz'

you might improve your chances if you look for someone who h8z nurdz

and is blind

not to mention retarded

come to think of it, date your mom

a13n wrote:My ideal girlfriend01

-is 17 years old as of 2007
-is virgin as of 2007
-is a pure vegetarian
-likes traveling and camping
-by nature refrains from white sugar, chemical additives and any kind of artificial traps
-wears least makeup because of her natural beauty
-does not have senior nor junior brothers nor a father
-does not over-chat
-h8z schoolz sort of but likes learning
-h8z dogs
-h8z shopping
-h8z pirates of the southern chinese and their cocky culture
-h8z TV, newspaper, spectacles sort of
-h8z money and imperial capitalizm
-h8z cell phone
-h8z cars
-h8z electronics

-is not a zombie

(might be updated later)

You'll lose your virginity in the next life.

Post yours!
This is not a thread only to criticize.

LawL wrote:

So you like trannies then. That's ok, we all have our preferences.

Fixed.

what a dickhead.

nay0k wrote:

LawL wrote:

So you like trannies then. That's ok, we all have our preferences.

Yeah I know, like you fucking your dad.

lol, so clearly mad.

I know, you could at least try to hide it.

Try to comprehend who's mad correctly next time.

I'd really get a huge kick out of the Chinese government arresting and torturing accept13inches to death. I mean, I'd just laugh my fucking ass off. One of those prolonged, exhausting laughs where your vision starts to swim a bit and you think "my god, if I don't stop laughing I may actually pass out".

My ideal fuckfriend01

-is down to roll over when i call to fuck.
-is down to stfu and not talk about the history channel and what he did in 1955 when i'm about to fuck.
-is down to get the dick and the get the fuck out when ghost hunters is coming on.
-is down to not call me and just me call them when it's time ta get it.

i got about 4 of them right now.

(will not be updated later)

are any of them pirates of southern chinese?

i think an3l would like to watch

lol, naw, all white. one is french itallian though.

nay0k wrote:Try to comprehend who's mad correctly next time.

Try not to suck your dad's cock next time.

Try not to have gay fantasies next time.

Try not to get aids next time.

Try not to get hemorrhoids next time.

Try not to get crushed next time.