Strippers

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:03 am

What's not to love about 'em?
Went to Victory Lane Karting for some kick-ass indoor karting this evening, then headed to the Uptown Cabaret for beers and boobies. Strippers rule, and they fucking crack me up.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:04 am

They take it all off in Canada.

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:11 am

Don't we know it

When Ax comes back around in the spring we should have a CAN-US get together in Niagara Falls and show the Q3wers from down low what a girl really looks like

Post by **Sanction** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:05 am

I hate how stripper glitter clings to my body like Spider-Man's symbiote

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:07 am

Then maybe you shouldn't let him rub his junk against you?

Post by **SoM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:08 am

but does your wife know about it ?

unless she was the stripper

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:14 am

Would you be complaining if your wife was a strippper?

I think not...

Post by **ForM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:19 am

Their there for one thing, your money.

More ons.

Post by **l0g1c** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:26 am

You must still be drunk.

Post by **Grandpa Stu** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:56 am

i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.

Post by ek » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:03 am

ForM wrote:Their there for one thing, your money.

More ons.

Before I was engaged, I banged a couple. One I picked up after she stripped for me. It was awesome, loaded girl, spending insane amounts of money on you.

Post by **LawL** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:34 am

ForM wrote:Their there for one thing, your money.

They're

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:16 am

Grandpa Stu wrote:i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.

You do realize that price is based on where you are positioned on the stripper-john ugliness index.

Post by **Denz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:21 am

Canidae wrote:
Grandpa Stu wrote:i have yet to be to a strip club where all the girls were at least decent. my only somewhat good experience was at the Palomino in vegas. it's suposedly the only place that serves alcohol and the girls get completely nude. there were a few extremely hot girls. i actually talked up the hottest one i could find to gave me a "private" tour of the back room. halfway through her lapdance she said for $300 i could do whatever i wanted with her. that's when i finally told her i didn't have any cash. hahaha the look on her face was priceless. she went stone cold, stood up, grabbed her strings and left me there all alone in the booth. good times, good times.
You do realize that price is based on where you are positioned on the stripper-john ugliness index.

Why? Was your quote a $1,000?

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:36 am

I'm feeling the burn!

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:48 am

Years ago I occasionally worked at a strip club. 10 minutes playing, watch strippers, 10 more minutes playing, etc. I ended up dating one of the strippers there for about 6 months or so. She had a great body. Ex ballet dancer and heavily into fitness.
This one. Censored pics of course

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess9.JPG
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess4.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/merlin.five/tess2.jpg

Post by **Denz** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:06 am

Canidae wrote:I'm feeling the burn!

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:10 am

fucking hell, tranny alert

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:25 am

MKJ wrote:fucking hell, tranny alert

Trust me, she's the best shag you never had.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:00 am

How much did she set you back?

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:14 am

Massive Quasars wrote:How much did she set you back?

Huh?

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:19 am

Drum showing off pussy he got in the eighties

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:37 am

Ryoki wrote:Drum showing off pussy he got in the eighties

Yes you're right, thanks for reminding everyone of what I posted 3 replies back, I'm sure they all have a short memory

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:53 pm

20 year old picture

Post by **DRuM** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:13 pm

Ryoki wrote:20 year old picture

10 years old actually. I remember because I was also seeing another female at the same time.

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