In the Name of the Kingdom

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its only hope is that it's so bad it's funny (a la Conan)... so far it looks like a festering hybrid of the Jeremy Irons D&D movie, Conan, and Braveheart.

and oh fuck it's based on a video game.
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I was thinking a super crappy blend of The Matrix, LotR and Braveheart.
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menkent wrote:and oh fuck it's based on a video game.
I knew "Krug" sounded familiar... :offended:
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That wench has filled out since her stint in Deep Impact.
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jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
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Yeah :\
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seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
farming... it fits :up:
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seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
And Ray Liotta. :(
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Dungeon siege... LOL

To be honest though, i will most likely watch this film.


edit: and rhys-davies... brilliant.
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R00k wrote:
seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
And Ray Liotta. :(
let's not forget john rhys-davies :( :( :(
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Don Carlos wrote:http://inthenameoftheking.com/

Oh dear :(

Very LotRish
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Canidae wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:http://inthenameoftheking.com/

Oh dear :(

Very LotRish
No shit!
Its LoTR rip off central mate :(
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seremtan wrote:
R00k wrote:
And Ray Liotta. :(
let's not forget john rhys-davies :( :( :(
ha, I never knew he was the guy who played Gimli until just now.
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Wow, Ewwwwwwwww Boll is trying to make a cliche of an epic movie now. What a suprise, this guy is just full of all kinds of shit.
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Oh, this is by Uwe Boll? That explains a bit. :olo:
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imdb wrote: Trivia

All three of the films he's directed that were based upon video games, House of the Dead (2003), Alone in the Dark (2005), and BloodRayne (2005) are listed on the IMDb Bottom 100. The other seven films he's directed, including Heart of America (2003), Blackwoods (2002) and Erste Semester, Das (1997) are not widely available in America, but have received similarly low ratings among those who have seen them.
sweet. i guess i better fandango some tickets quick before the opening night screenings sell out. :tard:
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JASON STATHAM FUCKING NO!!
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"those who you fight, we will help you fight them" :olo:
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Wow. On one hand you have a fantastic cast. On the other hand you have the fact that it's based on Dungeon Siege. I'm completely and utterly split on this. I am 100% going to see this movie out of sheer, mind-numbing curiosity.
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"tonight we dress our wounds, and bury our dead. tomorrow we gouge evil from its shell" :olo:

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT WE DINE... IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Dungeon Siege? How the hell do you base a movie on dungeon siege? That game had the most uninteresting, uttely generic storyline i've ever come across in an rpg...
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As some of you said, its clearly a mess of stuff already out. The style and CGI is ripped straight from LoTR, and the "speak" would fit right into 300, or LoTR, or some other "epic" movie.

Its another cut and paste job from Boll.
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Massive Quasars wrote:That wench has filled out since her stint in Deep Impact.
Leelee Sobieski is fucking hawt :drool:
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