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In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:23 pm
by Don Carlos

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:32 pm
by menkent
its only hope is that it's so bad it's funny (a la Conan)... so far it looks like a festering hybrid of the Jeremy Irons D&D movie, Conan, and Braveheart.

and oh fuck it's based on a video game.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:47 pm
by Fender
I was thinking a super crappy blend of The Matrix, LotR and Braveheart.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:17 pm
by Transient
menkent wrote:and oh fuck it's based on a video game.
I knew "Krug" sounded familiar... :offended:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:18 pm
by Massive Quasars
That wench has filled out since her stint in Deep Impact.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:47 pm
by seremtan
jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:53 pm
by Ryoki
Yeah :\

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:00 pm
by Massive Quasars
seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
farming... it fits :up:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:10 pm
by R00k
seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
And Ray Liotta. :(

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:59 pm
by vesp
Dungeon siege... LOL

To be honest though, i will most likely watch this film.


edit: and rhys-davies... brilliant.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:24 pm
by seremtan
R00k wrote:
seremtan wrote:jason statham wtf are you doing, man :(
And Ray Liotta. :(
let's not forget john rhys-davies :( :( :(

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:46 pm
by Canidae
Don Carlos wrote:http://inthenameoftheking.com/

Oh dear :(

Very LotRish

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:09 pm
by Don Carlos
Canidae wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:http://inthenameoftheking.com/

Oh dear :(

Very LotRish
No shit!
Its LoTR rip off central mate :(

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:11 pm
by R00k
seremtan wrote:
R00k wrote:
And Ray Liotta. :(
let's not forget john rhys-davies :( :( :(
ha, I never knew he was the guy who played Gimli until just now.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:47 am
by Deathshroud
Wow, Ewwwwwwwww Boll is trying to make a cliche of an epic movie now. What a suprise, this guy is just full of all kinds of shit.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:38 am
by Transient
Oh, this is by Uwe Boll? That explains a bit. :olo:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:52 am
by menkent
imdb wrote: Trivia

All three of the films he's directed that were based upon video games, House of the Dead (2003), Alone in the Dark (2005), and BloodRayne (2005) are listed on the IMDb Bottom 100. The other seven films he's directed, including Heart of America (2003), Blackwoods (2002) and Erste Semester, Das (1997) are not widely available in America, but have received similarly low ratings among those who have seen them.
sweet. i guess i better fandango some tickets quick before the opening night screenings sell out. :tard:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:41 am
by feedback
JASON STATHAM FUCKING NO!!

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:13 am
by Geebs
"those who you fight, we will help you fight them" :olo:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:29 am
by l0g1c
Wow. On one hand you have a fantastic cast. On the other hand you have the fact that it's based on Dungeon Siege. I'm completely and utterly split on this. I am 100% going to see this movie out of sheer, mind-numbing curiosity.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:53 am
by seremtan
"tonight we dress our wounds, and bury our dead. tomorrow we gouge evil from its shell" :olo:

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT WE DINE... IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:57 am
by Ryoki
Dungeon Siege? How the hell do you base a movie on dungeon siege? That game had the most uninteresting, uttely generic storyline i've ever come across in an rpg...

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:01 pm
by o'dium
As some of you said, its clearly a mess of stuff already out. The style and CGI is ripped straight from LoTR, and the "speak" would fit right into 300, or LoTR, or some other "epic" movie.

Its another cut and paste job from Boll.

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:18 pm
by Nightshade
Massive Quasars wrote:That wench has filled out since her stint in Deep Impact.
Leelee Sobieski is fucking hawt :drool:

Re: In the Name of the Kingdom

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:08 pm
by MaCaBr3