wanking at work?

[horton]

do you?

[seremtan]

get real

[Pooinyourmouth]

Only when I worked overtime and everyone else has left.

[Ryoki]

I recall you made a topic with the very same question once... or am i mistaken.

In any case: no and what a ridiculous idea.

[MKJ]

i did once, my (female) boss caught me.

incidentally, she also caught the semen with her chest

[Dr_Watson]

i did once, my (female) boss caught me.

incidentally, she also caught the semen with her chest

probably has something to do with you being in her office.

[+JuggerNaut+]

lame.

[EtUL]

Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"

[scared?]

here's the deal...i never lose...

[seremtan]

here's the deal...i never lose...

almost never...

[hate]

boss's daughter gave me a bj

then years later i saw her on tv advertising the business

i thought..hey, that mouth was on my cock..

cool

[LawL]

here's the deal...i never lose...

almost never...

Was that ever funny.

[tnf]

no. didn't realize people did.

[Massive Quasars]

boss's daughter gave me a bj

then years later i saw her on tv advertising the business

i thought..hey, that mouth was on my cock..

cool

Did she take your entire totem pole?

[Turing]

Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"

That's exactly why I've always done it. I try to jerk off at every job I've ever had. Usually at least a couple of types a week.

[Canidae]

Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"

That's exactly why I've always done it. I try to jerk off at every job I've ever had. Usually at least a couple of types a week.

So you're a secretary? What was it that drew you to the profession? Was it you're love of taking dicktation?

[+JuggerNaut+]

[Turing]

lol, while I do love taking dicks, that was a good example of retard fingers. A couple of TIMES may have been more appropriate.

[E:v:O]

when i was 16 i worked in an ice cream truck on a nude beach. good ol days

[E:v:O]

thats not a fabrication either.

[E:v:O]

really happened.

[E:v:O]

imagine, great big pair of knocker staring at a 16yr old....cornetto please

[E:v:O]

and no they werent man boobs

[E:v:O]

...at least i think they werent.

[E:v:O]

...fucking alzheimers.