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wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:08 am
by horton
do you?

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:58 am
by seremtan
get real

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:58 am
by Pooinyourmouth
Only when I worked overtime and everyone else has left.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:26 am
by Ryoki
I recall you made a topic with the very same question once... or am i mistaken.

In any case: no and what a ridiculous idea.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:57 am
by MKJ
i did once, my (female) boss caught me.

incidentally, she also caught the semen with her chest :up:

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:47 pm
by Dr_Watson
MKJ wrote:i did once, my (female) boss caught me.

incidentally, she also caught the semen with her chest :up:
probably has something to do with you being in her office.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:56 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
lame.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:12 pm
by EtUL
Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:10 pm
by scared?
here's the deal...i never lose...

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:28 pm
by seremtan
scared? wrote:here's the deal...i never lose...
almost never...

Image

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 pm
by hate
boss's daughter gave me a bj

then years later i saw her on tv advertising the business

i thought..hey, that mouth was on my cock..

cool

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:04 am
by LawL
seremtan wrote:
scared? wrote:here's the deal...i never lose...
almost never...

Image
Was that ever funny.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:24 am
by tnf
no. didn't realize people did.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:58 am
by Massive Quasars
hate wrote:boss's daughter gave me a bj

then years later i saw her on tv advertising the business

i thought..hey, that mouth was on my cock..

cool
Did she take your entire totem pole?

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:37 am
by Turing
EtUL wrote:Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"
That's exactly why I've always done it. I try to jerk off at every job I've ever had. Usually at least a couple of types a week.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:22 pm
by Canidae
Turing wrote:
EtUL wrote:Some guy at my last job did it in the bathroom just so he could say "I got paid to masturbate"
That's exactly why I've always done it. I try to jerk off at every job I've ever had. Usually at least a couple of types a week.
So you're a secretary? What was it that drew you to the profession? Was it you're love of taking dicktation?

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:23 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
:olo:

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:48 pm
by Turing
lol, while I do love taking dicks, that was a good example of retard fingers. A couple of TIMES may have been more appropriate. :(

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:40 pm
by E:v:O
when i was 16 i worked in an ice cream truck on a nude beach. good ol days

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:41 pm
by E:v:O
thats not a fabrication either.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:41 pm
by E:v:O
really happened.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:42 pm
by E:v:O
imagine, great big pair of knocker staring at a 16yr old....cornetto please

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:43 pm
by E:v:O
and no they werent man boobs

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:43 pm
by E:v:O
...at least i think they werent.

Re: wanking at work?

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:44 pm
by E:v:O
...fucking alzheimers.