I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

[EtUL]

This is going to be epic

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1:
day 2:
day 3:
day 4:
day 5:

Now I think the emotions will go something like:







Wish me luck!

[Turing]

I hope you stay plugged up for another month. Then die.

[EtUL]

I DID IT!

WOOHOO

[Canidae]

I appears Turdring is jealous of the attention your turdring is getting...

[Ryoki]

This is going to be epic

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1:
day 2:
day 3:
day 4:
day 5:

Now I think the emotions will go something like:







Wish me luck!

...don't make me crush your emoticons, kid...

[Fender]

Apparently hospital food plugs me up. I pushed out my own 7 pounder the day after we came home.

[seremtan]

on my last day in this job i swear i'm gonna lay a brown trout worthy of remembrance

[ek]

like you even work, hobo.

[seremtan]

new fantasy flames from hopalong

[ek]

LOL NAZIS

[DRuM]

LOL NAZIS

LOL ROIDS

[LawL]

This is going to be epic

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1:
day 2:
day 3:
day 4:
day 5:

Now I think the emotions will go something like:







Wish me luck!

Stop having your shit packed in all the time and you might start crapping like a normal person.

[LawL]

new fantasy flames from hopalong

The queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry.

[EtUL]

that was a good one dwight

[seremtan]

I'm the queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry.

"hypocrisy"

[Underpants?]

on my last day at work, my kid, who helped me pack, told me he left a folded ketchup packet underneath the toilet seats of every bathroom in the office
after we left, with my key on the desk behind the self-locking door.
called it a "squishy"

In the end, I couldn't let it all go down like that, so I called the early desk person and let them know. Sent her an itunes gift card for trashing them all but one, which had been detonated in the men's room. The only other person in the office, she said, was the VP.

[LawL]

Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love...

"poet"

[ek]

LOL NAZIS

LOL ROIDS

No jew.

[DRuM]

LOL ROIDS

[werldhed]

who the fuck keeps track of the last time they shit?

[Canidae]

Speaking of...Julios was surreptitiously observing this thread

[EtUL]

who the fuck ignores their own body?

[nay0k]

Fatasses, just as an example.

[Nightshade]

I'm the queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry.

"hypocrisy"

"dictionary"

[Turing]

This thread is shit.