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I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:30 am
by EtUL
This is going to be epic :!:

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1: :shrug:
day 2: :question:
day 3: :offended:
day 4: :disgust:
day 5: :(

Now I think the emotions will go something like:

:miffed:
:mad:
:dork:
:cry:
:eek:

Wish me luck!

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:37 am
by Turing
I hope you stay plugged up for another month. Then die. :(

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:58 am
by EtUL
I DID IT!

WOOHOO

Image

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:49 am
by Canidae
I appears Turdring is jealous of the attention your turdring is getting...

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:15 pm
by Ryoki
EtUL wrote:This is going to be epic :!:

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1: :shrug:
day 2: :question:
day 3: :offended:
day 4: :disgust:
day 5: :(

Now I think the emotions will go something like:

:miffed:
:mad:
:dork:
:cry:
:eek:

Wish me luck!
...don't make me crush your emoticons, kid...

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:17 pm
by Fender
Apparently hospital food plugs me up. I pushed out my own 7 pounder the day after we came home.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:20 pm
by seremtan
on my last day in this job i swear i'm gonna lay a brown trout worthy of remembrance

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:07 pm
by ek
like you even work, hobo.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:31 pm
by seremtan
new fantasy flames from hopalong

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:37 pm
by ek
LOL NAZIS

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:13 pm
by DRuM
ek wrote:LOL NAZIS
LOL ROIDS

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:18 pm
by LawL
EtUL wrote:This is going to be epic :!:

I've gone thru some varying emotions these last few days...

day 1: :shrug:
day 2: :question:
day 3: :offended:
day 4: :disgust:
day 5: :(

Now I think the emotions will go something like:

:miffed:
:mad:
:dork:
:cry:
:eek:

Wish me luck!
Stop having your shit packed in all the time and you might start crapping like a normal person.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:19 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:new fantasy flames from hopalong
The queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry. :olo:

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:17 pm
by EtUL
that was a good one dwight

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:38 pm
by seremtan
LawL wrote:I'm the queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry. :olo:
"hypocrisy" :olo:

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:24 am
by Underpants?
on my last day at work, my kid, who helped me pack, told me he left a folded ketchup packet underneath the toilet seats of every bathroom in the office
:olo: after we left, with my key on the desk behind the self-locking door.
:olo: called it a "squishy"

In the end, I couldn't let it all go down like that, so I called the early desk person and let them know. Sent her an itunes gift card for trashing them all but one, which had been detonated in the men's room. The only other person in the office, she said, was the VP.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:27 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:Sitting here, doing nothing but pissing in the wind. If you' re female, feel free to message me and lift me from the dreary confines of my tiny little mind. Take me somewhere I haven't been. Take me to happiness. I' m looking for companionship, friendship, a partner for life. Here' s hoping the great WWW succeeds where "real" life has failed me so many times.. But then, how do you define "real"? As a poet once said "The only thing perfect in this world is Love...
"poet" :olo:

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:25 pm
by ek
DRuM wrote:
ek wrote:LOL NAZIS
LOL ROIDS
No jew.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:03 pm
by DRuM
LOL ROIDS

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:56 am
by werldhed
who the fuck keeps track of the last time they shit?

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:06 am
by Canidae
Speaking of...Julios was surreptitiously observing this thread :ninja:

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:30 pm
by EtUL
who the fuck ignores their own body?

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:59 pm
by nay0k
Fatasses, just as an example.

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:15 pm
by Nightshade
seremtan wrote:
LawL wrote:I'm the queen of fantasy flames and hypocrisy having a cry. :olo:
"hypocrisy" :olo:
"dictionary" :olo:

Re: I think I'm about to poop for the first time in 5 days

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:21 pm
by Turing
This thread is shit. :(