I shaved my bollocks yesterday

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I shaved my bollocks yesterday

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and drew blood with a 2 headed phillishave electric razor. Couple of small nicks to the shaft base and a sore scrote. I lived to see today though. I guess electric razors should stay away from tackle?
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i'm afraid to ask why
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i shave my shit with a razor only...works great...dick, balls and ass...
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it's only fair.
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coupla filthiphillipino whores, these scared and drum guys sound like.
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This thread tastes like Void.
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Yes. Yes it does.
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I shaved my beard off yesterday. Left a porn 'stache for a while but I can only handle having one for a short period of time before I'm compelled to remove it.
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scared? wrote:i shave my shit with a razor only...works great...dick, balls and ass...
I've since found out that most guys use a razor for shaving their jewels. I don't think I've got the guts for that :eek:
I've heard hair removal cream works after 3 minutes and then a shower off, but could leave rashes and chemical burns.
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seremtan wrote:i'm afraid to ask why
To see what it's like, never done it before. It's a refreshingly smooth and tidy feeling.
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You're a twat for using an electric, straight up. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
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eww

just eww
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DRuM wrote:I've since found out that most guys use a razor for shaving their jewels. I don't think I've got the guts for that :eek:
I've heard hair removal cream works after 3 minutes and then a shower off, but could leave rashes and chemical burns.
Forget this cream stuff. Doesn't work very well and isn't healthy for the skin.
What's the problem with a razor? I wouldn't use one of these either:

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but with one like this it works perfectly:

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Just don't forget to pull straight your crumpeled sack skin...
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Turing wrote:Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
problem is most ppl here r virgins so they don't understand...
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Wait a minute. "Bollocks" means balls? So that robot in Han Solo At Stars End was named (by Han Solo) after a set of nuts?!!!

:olo: :olo:
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razor, 4 blades. bring it
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Peenyuh wrote:Wait a minute. "Bollocks" means balls? So that robot in Han Solo At Stars End was named (by Han Solo) after a set of nuts?!!!

:olo: :olo:
Ok, settle down now amigo.
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Turing wrote:Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
Shaved or not, you'd never be able to open wide enough to accomodate my humongous boulders.
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I only use electric. It scares the shit out of me to get a real blade close to all that wrinkly skin.
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so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them

what is q3w coming to?
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can't pass up the opportunity to post this again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU
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seremtan wrote:so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them

what is q3w coming to?
For the record, I never admitted to shaving my raisens. :offended:
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only virgins and morons don't shave their nuts...
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seremtan wrote:so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them

what is q3w coming to?
The old pedo's all jealous of those who actually have a pair. :olo:
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