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I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:50 pm
by DRuM
and drew blood with a 2 headed phillishave electric razor. Couple of small nicks to the shaft base and a sore scrote. I lived to see today though. I guess electric razors should stay away from tackle?
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:14 am
by seremtan
i'm afraid to ask why
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:14 am
by scared?
i shave my shit with a razor only...works great...dick, balls and ass...
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:15 am
by +JuggerNaut+
it's only fair.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:16 am
by Underpants?
coupla filthiphillipino whores, these scared and drum guys sound like.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:22 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
This thread tastes like Void.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:23 am
by Dark Metal
Yes. Yes it does.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:24 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
I shaved my beard off yesterday. Left a porn 'stache for a while but I can only handle having one for a short period of time before I'm compelled to remove it.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:23 am
by DRuM
scared? wrote:i shave my shit with a razor only...works great...dick, balls and ass...
I've since found out that most guys use a razor for shaving their jewels. I don't think I've got the guts for that
I've heard hair removal cream works after 3 minutes and then a shower off, but could leave rashes and chemical burns.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:25 am
by DRuM
seremtan wrote:i'm afraid to ask why
To see what it's like, never done it before. It's a refreshingly smooth and tidy feeling.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:36 am
by Turing
You're a twat for using an electric, straight up. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:37 am
by Turing
Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:37 am
by seremtan
eww
just eww
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:49 am
by chopov
DRuM wrote:I've since found out that most guys use a razor for shaving their jewels. I don't think I've got the guts for that
I've heard hair removal cream works after 3 minutes and then a shower off, but could leave rashes and chemical burns.
Forget this cream stuff. Doesn't work very well and isn't healthy for the skin.
What's the problem with a razor? I wouldn't use one of these either:
but with one like this it works perfectly:
Just don't forget to pull straight your crumpeled sack skin...
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:36 pm
by scared?
Turing wrote:Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
problem is most ppl here r virgins so they don't understand...
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:25 pm
by Peenyuh
Wait a minute. "Bollocks" means balls? So that robot in Han Solo At Stars End was named (by Han Solo) after a set of nuts?!!!

Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:46 pm
by MKJ
razor, 4 blades. bring it
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:21 pm
by Captain
Peenyuh wrote:Wait a minute. "Bollocks" means balls? So that robot in Han Solo At Stars End was named (by Han Solo) after a set of nuts?!!!

Ok, settle down now amigo.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:03 pm
by DRuM
Turing wrote:Also, if you like having your balls in people's mouths, it's only fucking polite to shave them first.
Shaved or not, you'd never be able to open wide enough to accomodate my humongous boulders.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:17 pm
by R00k
I only use electric. It scares the shit out of me to get a real blade close to all that wrinkly skin.
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:01 pm
by seremtan
so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them
what is q3w coming to?
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:11 pm
by Fender
can't pass up the opportunity to post this again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:29 pm
by Peenyuh
seremtan wrote:so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them
what is q3w coming to?
For the record, I never admitted to shaving my raisens.

Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:20 am
by scared?
only virgins and morons don't shave their nuts...
Re: I shaved my bollocks yesterday
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:57 am
by LawL
seremtan wrote:so DRuM shaves his nuts and not only is this not considered eminently flame-worthy but instead we get a whole rash of stealth faggots emerging from the woodwork to admit that they too have a touch of the mincer about them
what is q3w coming to?
The old pedo's all jealous of those who actually have a pair.
