looking for that hot interactive talking website girl

[Tsakali]

I think it was a hot black chick ... you could ask her questions and she answered back


link?

[Chupacabra]

just watch some porn man

[Tsakali]

[Peenyuh]

Did everyone on Q3W take some phychodelics while I was at work today?!! My God, people! Pull yerselves together!

[Tsakali]

actually the website was very well done, I wanted to show it to a potential cust.

whatever

[Peenyuh]

My apologies sir.

[seremtan]

i know the one you mean. there was a city backdrop and if you didn't ask her anything for a while, she'd tap on the inside of your monitor screen (which was always glass, no TFT) and say "hello?"

oh wait, this was the URL:

http://www.msdewey.com/

[shaft]

Janina Gavankar

[Akira]

A.L.I.C.E. Bot?
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1

[Peenyuh]

A.L.I.C.E. Bot?
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1

I asked this...thing...if I looked good, fair, or bad. It said that all humans looked the same. Then:

Human: Do you plan on upgradeing your social skills soon?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Good.
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Let me know when you learn to butter up people.
ALICE: Go ahead, unknown person, try to know when me learn to butter up people.
Human: Thanks.
ALICE: Don't mention it.

[seremtan]

i know the one you mean. there was a city backdrop and if you didn't ask her anything for a while, she'd tap on the inside of your monitor screen (which was always glass, no TFT) and say "hello?"

oh wait, this was the URL:

http://www.msdewey.com/

[Peenyuh]

Yes, seremtan, I know. But I like the other one better.

[bork[e]]

msdewey blows, all she does is say something lame and give you a crap search results on what you typed.

[Peenyuh]

Yeah, that's what I'm talkin about. I feel entirely superior. I don't like when machines make me feel stupid.

Edit: And A.L.I.C.E loves me.

[vileliquid1026]

i know the one you mean. there was a city backdrop and if you didn't ask her anything for a while, she'd tap on the inside of your monitor screen (which was always glass, no TFT) and say "hello?"

oh wait, this was the URL:

http://www.msdewey.com/

lol... i hit the best of button and E-40 came up and she went all nigger about it

[vileliquid1026]

A.L.I.C.E. Bot?
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... d97e345aa1

ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in espaniol?
Human: si
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: mucho
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: poop
ALICE: Colloquial expression: childish.


heh heh

[bork[e]]

Alice was pretty cool up until the point she told me logs are kept of the conversations... Normally you tell that to people before a conversation begins.

[Tsakali]

i know the one you mean. there was a city backdrop and if you didn't ask her anything for a while, she'd tap on the inside of your monitor screen (which was always glass, no TFT) and say "hello?"

oh wait, this was the URL:

http://www.msdewey.com/

fucking

[Big Kahuna Burger]

human: sup
ALICE: I am chatting with people on the Internet.
Human: baller
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: scared?
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: a bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am a female.
Human: that's what she said
ALICE: That is " I am a female.".

[bork[e]]

Alice is actually decent compared to most interactive sites... she at least knew that talking about have sexy time with little kids was something she needed to tell me she had saved in her logs.

[MKJ]

"scared?" can be used pretty much everywhere, innit

[seremtan]

Yes, seremtan, I know. But I like the other one better.

put a sock in it, pedro. Tsatziki started this thread, not you

[Peenyuh]

put a sock in it, pedro. Tsatziki started this thread, not you

I'm too tired right now, so I'm just gonna go with; Get bent, fool.

[seremtan]

wow

[Captain]

I'm too tired right now, so I'm just gonna go with; Get bent, fool.

Why'd you put a semi-colon there you filthy taco twister?