(xer0s) *lol*

[Underpants?]

june 11, 2008 midtown. A sudden, unexpected dust storm laden with the heavy taste of brand-spanking new shit and garbage liberated by a hellish rain. Manhattan is a constant construction zone post-911 (despite the dumb mother fuckers smashing the place up with cranes), and a subtle undercurrent of hope shimmers across the filthy city floor.
Suddenly torrentially trapped within a small sphere of surreality beneath the endless lattice of scaffold, shared with a stunning blond who appears to have just fallen from the sky wrapped only in some gauzy feather-white garment. Maybe it was a drape. Her tits were huge. Would I kid you guys? I mean, lol. Something about being a scene from a movie and sharing a cab erupts with a softness I would have recognized and locked onto immediately in my player days. Something about the situation I'm currently in, so like NS', so one-sided and corrupt, leaves me turning into the dark curtains. guilt and the thought that maybe someone that stunner needs a brutal ego stabbing once in a while flutters by with dissatisfaction.

xer0s, dude, it's the same old, sos. life is a pigsty, with brand new broken fortunes. Should have been you there, get off your ass and stop feeling sorry for yourself. lol?

[+JuggerNaut+]

I mean, lol.

[Peenyuh]

I don't think there's a more perfect place for the Peenyuh to hang out than Q3W. I simply love the fact that I "get" most of the stuff people say here.

BTW, I steal volumes of this stuff to use in everyday interactions with realtime people.

TY

[Wabbit]

BTW, I steal volumes of this stuff to use in everyday interactions with realtime people.

I'd be more likely to tell people I have gonorrhea.

[bork[e]]

I still think they should make registered std havers use the same method as sex offenders, that would lessen the embarrassment of having to go door to door.

[Underpants?]

std havers

[Wabbit]

still going with the gonorrhea

[Ryoki]

You only tell people about gonorrhea to give them a fucking break from compulsively having to tell them shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in the chicken coop you call an office - sort of like a drunk husband who only stops hitting his wife to curse at her.

[+JuggerNaut+]

[Wabbit]

shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in

At least you remembered them. You're forgettable in the extreme--to the point I had to go back to GD and do a search to see what kind of thrilling, interesting activities keep you busy.

When I found this I realized the problem:

First off, dude i live in a ghetto -

The ghet-TO dude!1@1 Yo sup sup?? Aren't you from Denmark? I had no idea you lived in the little Beriut of Denmark. All that peeling paint, gun fire and poverty must keep you hoppin' and poppin' 24/7. No wonder everything here is so mind numbingly boring, mundane and petty for you. Regular shit ain't shit in the ghet-TOE.

This one is just for you Ryoki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmVFnhO3A98

[MKJ]

looks like someone upset wabbit

[Wabbit]

Not even a little. Wabbits Wule http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb ... re=related

[Wabbit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU

Reminds me of you guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6U8XE-szE

[Ryoki]

I'm sorry that i hurt your feelings Wabbit.
If i apologize, will you stop posting youtube links?

[Wabbit]

[Wabbit]

At least watch the one I posted for you.

The others are pretty good actually--monty python, Woody Allen.

[shaft]

hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

[seremtan]

i thought Guyblowki was a dutchee

[LawL]

You only tell people about gonorrhea to give them a fucking break from compulsively having to tell them shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in the chicken coop you call an office - sort of like a drunk husband who only stops hitting his wife to curse at her.

rofl, so fucking owned.

[Underpants?]

i thought Guyblowki was a dutchee

Sorry Secreampufftan, no way could a dutchee be that edgy. They're all about getting stoned and laid. Like some kind of peace-loving-but-amazing-bitch-pulling ballers.

[seremtan]

good point, Underdevelopedpants. you really impacted the steel pointy thing on its flattened, hammer-enticing end there

[Peenyuh]

hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

Daaaaaaang!

[bork[e]]

hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

[Nightshade]

Underdevelopedpants

GOLD