Quake3World

june 11, 2008 midtown. A sudden, unexpected dust storm laden with the heavy taste of brand-spanking new shit and garbage liberated by a hellish rain. Manhattan is a constant construction zone post-911 (despite the dumb mother fuckers smashing the place up with cranes), and a subtle undercurrent of hope shimmers across the filthy city floor.
Suddenly torrentially trapped within a small sphere of surreality beneath the endless lattice of scaffold, shared with a stunning blond who appears to have just fallen from the sky wrapped only in some gauzy feather-white garment. Maybe it was a drape. Her tits were huge. Would I kid you guys? I mean, lol. Something about being a scene from a movie and sharing a cab erupts with a softness I would have recognized and locked onto immediately in my player days. Something about the situation I'm currently in, so like NS', so one-sided and corrupt, leaves me turning into the dark curtains. guilt and the thought that maybe someone that stunner needs a brutal ego stabbing once in a while flutters by with dissatisfaction.

xer0s, dude, it's the same old, sos. life is a pigsty, with brand new broken fortunes. Should have been you there, get off your ass and stop feeling sorry for yourself. lol?

I mean, lol.

I don't think there's a more perfect place for the Peenyuh to hang out than Q3W. I simply love the fact that I "get" most of the stuff people say here.

BTW, I steal volumes of this stuff to use in everyday interactions with realtime people.

TY

Peenyuh wrote:BTW, I steal volumes of this stuff to use in everyday interactions with realtime people.

I'd be more likely to tell people I have gonorrhea.

I still think they should make registered std havers use the same method as sex offenders, that would lessen the embarrassment of having to go door to door.

std havers

still going with the gonorrhea

You only tell people about gonorrhea to give them a fucking break from compulsively having to tell them shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in the chicken coop you call an office - sort of like a drunk husband who only stops hitting his wife to curse at her.

Ryoki wrote:shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in

At least you remembered them. You're forgettable in the extreme--to the point I had to go back to GD and do a search to see what kind of thrilling, interesting activities keep you busy.

When I found this I realized the problem:

Ryoki wrote:First off, dude i live in a ghetto -

The ghet-TO dude!1@1 Yo sup sup?? Aren't you from Denmark? I had no idea you lived in the little Beriut of Denmark. All that peeling paint, gun fire and poverty must keep you hoppin' and poppin' 24/7. No wonder everything here is so mind numbingly boring, mundane and petty for you. Regular shit ain't shit in the ghet-TOE.

This one is just for you Ryoki http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmVFnhO3A98

looks like someone upset wabbit

Not even a little. Wabbits Wule http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWrW1fPhSEU

Reminds me of you guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X6U8XE-szE

I'm sorry that i hurt your feelings Wabbit.
If i apologize, will you stop posting youtube links?

At least watch the one I posted for you.

The others are pretty good actually--monty python, Woody Allen.

hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

i thought Guyblowki was a dutchee

Ryoki wrote:You only tell people about gonorrhea to give them a fucking break from compulsively having to tell them shocking amounts of mindshatteringly dull stories about the deeply uninteresting antics in the chicken coop you call an office - sort of like a drunk husband who only stops hitting his wife to curse at her.

rofl, so fucking owned.

seremtan wrote:i thought Guyblowki was a dutchee

Sorry Secreampufftan, no way could a dutchee be that edgy. They're all about getting stoned and laid. Like some kind of peace-loving-but-amazing-bitch-pulling ballers.

good point, Underdevelopedpants. you really impacted the steel pointy thing on its flattened, hammer-enticing end there

shaft wrote:hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

Daaaaaaang!

shaft wrote:hey remember that time wabbits husband left her because she was so fat and boring? good times.

seremtan wrote:Underdevelopedpants

GOLD