how do u begin?
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shadowwolf21893
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how do u begin?
i need help i want to fight but do not know how to get in a fight.
Shadowwolf21893[b][/b]
Re: how do u begin?
Make a disparaging remark about their mother. You could practice on trees before you try it on real humans.
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Re: how do u begin?
i would not recommend it on pine trees though, they're a mean bunch.
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Nightshade
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Re: how do u begin?
No matter what color the person is, call them a stupid coon. Works every time.
Re: how do u begin?
you might want to through 'dog' at the end of 'coon' if you want better response.
Or, use the Eddie Murphy line from SNL years ago when he mentioned that Abe Lincoln never signed the Emancipation Proclamation -
"On your knees you Alabama Porch Monkey, I'm your master."
That might work too, regardless of color.
Or, use the Eddie Murphy line from SNL years ago when he mentioned that Abe Lincoln never signed the Emancipation Proclamation -
"On your knees you Alabama Porch Monkey, I'm your master."
That might work too, regardless of color.
Re: how do u begin?
plained will fight you
Re: how do u begin?
How fucking stupid! If you really want to get into a fight, just walk up and sock someone in the mouth. Just do it! And don't pick some 80 year old man, pick someone who scares you a little bit. That's the only way to go.
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GONNAFISTYA
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Re: how do u begin?
There is scientific proof that humanity's penchant for random, public cock-punching was removed by natural selection 10,000 years ago.
Re: how do u begin?
the evidence is in his pants
Re: how do u begin?
maybe you can use your god given abilities of being black/white/ whatever, and walk to a racially exclusive bar in which hate for your kind comes naturally... to seal the deal make sure you bring an attractive date with you of the same race (as them, you might need to pay for this)...you can handle the rest, you'd have to be a real moron to fuck this one up.
Re: how do u begin?
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