Quake3World

i need help i want to fight but do not know how to get in a fight.

Make a disparaging remark about their mother. You could practice on trees before you try it on real humans.

i would not recommend it on pine trees though, they're a mean bunch.

No matter what color the person is, call them a stupid coon. Works every time.

you might want to through 'dog' at the end of 'coon' if you want better response.

Or, use the Eddie Murphy line from SNL years ago when he mentioned that Abe Lincoln never signed the Emancipation Proclamation -

"On your knees you Alabama Porch Monkey, I'm your master."

That might work too, regardless of color.

i'm thinging if you ask politely you prolly get some invites!

plained will fight you

How fucking stupid! If you really want to get into a fight, just walk up and sock someone in the mouth. Just do it! And don't pick some 80 year old man, pick someone who scares you a little bit. That's the only way to go.

There is scientific proof that humanity's penchant for random, public cock-punching was removed by natural selection 10,000 years ago.

source?

Your mom.

the evidence is in his pants

maybe you can use your god given abilities of being black/white/ whatever, and walk to a racially exclusive bar in which hate for your kind comes naturally... to seal the deal make sure you bring an attractive date with you of the same race (as them, you might need to pay for this)...you can handle the rest, you'd have to be a real moron to fuck this one up.