Worst.Birthday.Ever.

[Jackal]

So, you may remember my rant about travelling a while back. Well today is my 26th birthday and what do I get stuck doing? Travelling. Currently stuck in Lester Pearson Airport waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to go to a conference where I get to pretend to be a salesman whilst not knowing anything I'm talking about. I want to kill myself.

As an aside some littel girl just asked me to fix her MP3 player and the thing was so archaic that I couldn't figure it out.

Birthday fail.

[Big Kahuna Burger]

karma

[shaft]

I want to kill myself.

man the fuck up and do it already

[obsidian]

You live in Toronto?

[andyman]

oh man the one day you expect to be different, really isnt. bummer

go get drunk or something

[+JuggerNaut+]

hbd? :\

[MKJ]

hbd. seeing how you couldnt figure out how to fix her mp3 player, you're now officially old.

time has left you behind, gramps

[Wabbit]

Happy b-day

I'm posting a picture of boobs to make you feel better. Does it matter they're stone?

I actually took this pic when I got stock in the Atlanta airport for 7 hours. I checked my bags, took a shuttle to downtown Atlanta and started snapping random pics.

[+JuggerNaut+]

[Tormentius]

HBD. Hope it gets a little better for ya.

[mik0rs]

Pff, my auntie (great great, but still) snuffed it on Xmas Day. Ruined ours just a bit.
It's been long enough to say this though: it probably fucking ruined her day a bit too.

HBD though, in all honesty it does sound like a shitty day. Hope it improves and stuff.

[Tsakali]

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lol are those lips for real?

[feedback]

I'm in seattle, are you a cool guy? You aren't going to the MS game expo are you?

[LawL]

So, you may remember my rant about travelling a while back. Well today is my 26th birthday and what do I get stuck doing? Travelling. Currently stuck in Lester Pearson Airport waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to go to a conference where I get to pretend to be a salesman whilst not knowing anything I'm talking about. I want to kill myself.

As an aside some littel girl just asked me to fix her MP3 player and the thing was so archaic that I couldn't figure it out.

Birthday fail.

Life fail more like it.

[+JuggerNaut+]

img

lol are those lips for real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9inncLXAHg

[Captain]

Aww, widdle fudgePackal had another bad day.

[menkent]

maybe he should get a tattoo on the inside of his lip and listen to some goth music

[andyman]

maybe he should get a tattoo on the inside of his lip and listen to some goth music

lip tattoos

[losCHUNK]

couldve been worse, couldve been raped by a pirate wearing a cowboy outfit, then have it posted on the net before news outlets pick up on it and report you taking it up shit creek worldwide

[Kn0wFuRy]

I hope it got happier. : )

[AmIdYfReAk]

where the hell did you come from?

i was almost sure you died, or something.

[Underpants?]

hbd and you sound an awful lot like a whiney douchebag lately Jackal. You OK, man?

[Jackal]

I'm in seattle, are you a cool guy? You aren't going to the MS game expo are you?

No, I'm going to Seattle Casual Connect. That's pretty much why I hate this - I don't really deal much with casual games. I'm more here to just stroke people the right way so they give us (not me) lots of money. I'm not so into kissing people's asses so it's fairly annoying for me.

And yes, I'm the coolest guy.

[feedback]

Ok, I don't know when you're done with your gay computer stuff but I live on 6th and pine downtown, if you want to grab a bite or drink somewhere pm me.

[Peenyuh]

...waiting to board a flight to Seattle in order to ...

go to Pike Place and watch em throw fish when you get there...always cheers me up..
hbd

...I'm in seattle, ...

Oh shi... SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!