My snazzy new shoes

[Ryoki]

Have given me a blister. I assure you i am quite irate. What is this world coming to, where a man cannot buy shoes that fit snugly around my feet without causing me harm? Are the gods taunting me? Is this the beginning of the end?

[LawL]

Wear thicker socks until you have worn the shoes in (moron alert?). Also, pics of shoes to determine whether they are indeed snazzy or not.

[MKJ]

no shoe

ur a noob it seems.

[ek]

vids or didnt happen

[Ryoki]

This thread was not intended to gain good advice on how to deal with the situation, i was merely complaining and trying to find a larger cosmic perspective...

I refuse to post a pic of either wounded foot or snazzy shoe until one of you cunts puts on a pseudo-philosophical hat and tells me some bullshit.

[MKJ]

k

ur a nurd for not accepting any advice on how you might be able to avoid the complaining or the cursing of the universe.
you are at fault here, so that would make you the universe. next level right there.

[Ryoki]

Hey hey wait a minute now, i didn't refuse to accept any advice... the advice is well intended and may help a man who'se shoes are also new and who'se feet are as yet unblistered - but for me it's already too late.

I'm not convinced that comparing my own self to something as grand as the universe is the key to happiness here. It seems like a trap.

[MKJ]

you can only achieve true happiness when you're at Zen.
clearing yourself of each and everything will make you tranquil. Empty, much like the Universe.
Therefore, don't be One with the Universe.. BE the Universe.

school of a13n.


ps luckily your mind is already as vast yet empty as the universe. oh shi

[Ryoki]

I must try to be more cocky by default!

[MKJ]

indeed

now wheres those pics you promised?

[Ryoki]

http://www.fallenfootwear.com/

The ones on the front page, only without the gay picasso shit, just black and white. Nothing special.

Perhaps Lawl will not approve as they are not made from crocodile skin by a seventh generation Sicilian shoe-artist

[LawL]

Perhaps Lawl will not approve as they are not made from crocodile skin by a seventh generation Sicilian shoe-artist

You sir, are correct. They're just general run of the mill sneakers - nothing wrong with that, but I was expecting something ballin'.

[Ryoki]

Maybe next time!

[Peenyuh]

Nifty, maybe. Snazzy? No.

[GONNAFISTYA]

Nifty, maybe. Snazzy? No.

lol

Mexicans don't need shoes. They walk only 10 feet per day.

[Peenyuh]

Okay, that's it. You people wanna know "snazzy"?!

BAM!

[CaseDogg]

chunt slippers.

[Underpants?]

look like fucking cabbage-kickers to me

[LawL]

Okay, that's it. You people wanna know "snazzy"?!

BAM!

Cunt.

[Peenyuh]

I see that nobody denied their snazzy factor. I win.

[LawL]

You lose, by default, at every aspect of life (serious).

[MKJ]

the cunt-factor, however, was confirmed.