AT LONG LAST. I just got

Post by **The HavoX** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:52 pm

my first issue of Maximum PC in the mail a few minutes ago.

their magazine is great, but their subscription service is a complete fucking joke... :icon27:

Post by **-Nick--** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:53 pm

lol, i was expecting 'VD'

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:56 pm

I was expecting "...shot out of cannon, bounced off a solid brick wall...landing on my face and now I speak through a hole in my throat."

But that's just wishful thinking.

Post by **-Nick--** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:57 pm

or 'interesting' shocking how that didnt come true

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:11 pm

I got 3 year sub. free wouldn't bother if I had to pay for it

Post by **-Nick--** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:13 pm

english?

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:53 pm

i was fully expecting that sentence to end with "laid"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:11 pm

People still buy magazines?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:12 pm

Kracus wrote:People still buy magazines?

wtf sort of question is that

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:16 pm

I dunno... with the internet I've never really ever looked at a magazine again. There's nothing in there I can't find here... and then some.

Post by **LeonardoP** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:17 pm

cmon man everyone still reads magazines and you know it

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:18 pm

i can't read the internet on the shitter.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:19 pm

Kracus wrote:I dunno... with the internet I've never really ever looked at a magazine again. There's nothing in there I can't find here... and then some.

yer, but mags take out all the useless shit and put it all neatly in a nice layout which one can thumb through at work and tells you shit you dunno about

edit: i dont think ive ever bought a mag because i wanted to know something

i buy mags to learn somming i dunno about

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:21 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:i can't read the internet on the shitter.

i use the shampoo bottles

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:24 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
Dr_Watson wrote:i can't read the internet on the shitter.
i use the shampoo bottles

yeah, but once they've been in your ass i don't feel like touching them.
not like i know what distearyldimodiumsulfate is anyway.

Post by **LeonardoP** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:24 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
Dr_Watson wrote:i can't read the internet on the shitter.
i use the shampoo bottles

to read the internet??!

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:25 pm

the Plus in pert-plus means + wireless internet

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:26 pm

LeonardoP wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Dr_Watson wrote:i can't read the internet on the shitter.
i use the shampoo bottles
to read the internet??!

nah i use pringles tins for that

Post by **LeonardoP** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:27 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
LeonardoP wrote:
losCHUNK wrote: i use the shampoo bottles
to read the internet??!
nah i use pringles tins for that

ah, fjew thought i'd gone crazy :icon27:

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:37 pm

losCHUNK wrote:
LeonardoP wrote:
losCHUNK wrote: i use the shampoo bottles
to read the internet??!
nah i use pringles tins for that

w3rd.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:48 pm

how do they actually work anyway ?

the garage across the road to me has a wireless internet point or somming in the parking bay

could i jack it

Post by **LeonardoP** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:54 pm

the metal part of the can (bottom) is used for reception. then it's wired through the cardboard-fibers to the top of the can into the viewing-area. the pringles themselves each contain 1mb of data used for cache in your browser.

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:56 pm

losCHUNK wrote:how do they actually work anyway ?

the garage across the road to me has a wireless internet point or somming in the parking bay

could i jack it

look up "cantenna" on google... you will be busy for hours, and then have the overwhelming urge to eat pringles. (or a big can of chilli, depending on which page you read)

edit: as an asside... did you know you could get internt off a pringles can when you posed that, or was that just a happy coincidence?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:58 pm

nah i read it on here before, never really read into it, just got the basics

Post by **shadd_.** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:04 am

i thought havnocok mighta got laid.

oh well maybe next decade.