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Reason #1 why survivalists should always carry a jar of salsa with them. 

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pretty cool little show, but the worst thing I've seen him do:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0
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That's what your son called you when you threw him out of the house for being gay.Scourge wrote:Nasty mother fucker.
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Yup, cause I'm nasty as hell when I'm fucking his mother.LawL wrote:That's what your son called you when you threw him out of the house for being gay.Scourge wrote:Nasty mother fucker.
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And bitter as hell when he's fucking his boyfriend.Scourge wrote:Yup, cause I'm nasty as hell when I'm fucking his mother.

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Pretty horrible. Mind you, I'd rather drink piss than eat live beetle larvae.shaft wrote:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_xmfSwYSw

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He's not gay, but I don't care what he does. He can fuck women, men, chickens, goats, or whatever.LawL wrote:And bitter as hell when he's fucking his boyfriend.Scourge wrote:Yup, cause I'm nasty as hell when I'm fucking his mother.
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The first step in accepting that your son is a fudge-packer is admitting it to yourself Randy.Scourge wrote:He's not gay, but I don't care what he does. He can fuck women, men, chickens, goats, or whatever.
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You're basing this info on what?
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LawL wrote:That's what your son called you when you threw him out of the house for being gay.
Scourge wrote:Yup, cause I'm nasty as hell when I'm fucking his mother.
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That goes under the same heading as you admitting you have a boyfriend.
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Must be hard having a gay son in an inbred redneck shit hole like Texas Randy, I bet you keep it a secret when you're slushing around in the oil pits.
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Crushing Randy with such ease seems "way too hard" for him, says it all really. 

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That nerve seems to have triggered delusions.
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Whatever excuse you need to tell yourself. 

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You threw every cliche bullet in your arsenal trying to make something stick.