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Why did so many black guys die in the Vietnam war?

Because when the sergeant told them to get down, they all got up and started dancing.
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Post by Nightshade »

Racist, misspelled, and old.

For shame, DrUMB, for shame.
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I just edited. That'll teach me to copy n paste without proof reading first.
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Post by GONNAFISTYA »

How many big-nosed jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all too busy dictating American foreign policy. :lol:
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Post by Nightshade »

LOL! Still misspelled. :lol:
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Post by Nightshade »

GONNAFISTYA wrote:How many big-nosed jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all too busy dictating American foreign policy. :lol:
BWAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAH!!!
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Haha, I've changed it now, it's definitely right now :lol:

( I think)
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Michael Jackson is at the beach. A woman says to him, "Excuse me, you're in my sun." :eek:
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What do McDonald's and Wacko Jacko have in common?

40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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Post by Scourge »

DRuM wrote:Michael Jackson is at the beach. A woman says to him, "Excuse me, you're in my sun." :eek:
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Post by 4days »

GONNAFISTYA wrote:How many big-nosed jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They're all too busy dictating American foreign policy. :lol:
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Post by LOL INTERNET »

THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK MAN AND A TV REPAIRMAN?

THE TV REPAIRMAN HAD PERMISSION TO TAKE MY TV
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Post by Bacon »

LOL INTERNET wrote:THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK MAN AND A TV REPAIRMAN?

THE TV REPAIRMAN HAD PERMISSION TO TAKE MY TV
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Post by FlamingTP »

Why did the old, gay bartender want to be buried with his ass sticking out of the ground when he died?

So his friends could still stop by for a cold one.
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Post by blood.angel »

I dont get any of these.
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blood.angel wrote:I dont get any of these.
are you a gay jewish blackman?
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LOL INTERNET wrote:THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK MAN AND A TV REPAIRMAN?

THE TV REPAIRMAN HAD PERMISSION TO TAKE MY TV
:lol:
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Post by blood.angel »

Like LOL INTERNET could afford a TV.
The reggin.
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Post by rgoer »

oh hey here's a good joke:

q: what did duke's brother say to duke

a: MURRRRRRRRR
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