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Anyone else experiencing this phenomenon in recent times?

Pics or it didn't.... oh.... wait....

Nope, pretty regular and normal sized.

Unless I consume massive amounts of alcohol, then they vary by size and consistency. Sometimes able to penetrate a screen door without leaving a trace.

Mine have been smaller and less frequent

I think I just shit out Noah's Ark.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:I think I just shit out Noah's Ark.

I've been clogging toilets again, without any TP.

And I had one that came up out of the water and then curled around like the top of a cane. I didn't know if I should puke from the smell, take a picture for posterity, or get out a knife and cut it in half to make sure it didn't wreck the plumbing. I took the top off the back of the toilet before flushing just in case I had to stop the water from overflowing. After a few seconds of tense give and take, this thing made its exit.

i hate the kind of dumps that come with delayed epilogues which hit in the middle of a run

it's like the first time you forgot to stop the player at the end of nevermind, and 15 minutes later 'endless, nameless' scares the shit out of you

tnf wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:I think I just shit out Noah's Ark.

I've been clogging toilets again, without any TP.

And I had one that came up out of the water and then curled around like the top of a cane. I didn't know if I should puke from the smell, take a picture for posterity, or get out a knife and cut it in half to make sure it didn't wreck the plumbing. I took the top off the back of the toilet before flushing just in case I had to stop the water from overflowing. After a few seconds of tense give and take, this thing made its exit.

The curve in the turd is to help it go around corners in the plumbing
My son has dropped some epic pipe clogging beasts before, I just run yelling Honey the toilets clogged.

Today. 2 epic dumps about 30 minutes apart. Huge.

I always like it when my pants fit better afterward.

that's what MQ said

You gents need to eat more fiber.

so you ranked pretty high @ ratemypoo eh?

Was gonna say i hope tnf doesn't combine his two hobbies photography and discussing his dumps into something new and unnerving... but he's probably hosting that site.

tnf wrote:Anyone else experiencing this phenomenon in recent times?

i forgot to ask: why "recent times"? are you hypothesising some sort of global outbreak of monster cable-laying, possibly due to dark, hidden forces?

Probably because he doesn't want to know about that one time way back when toilets were made out of hollowed out logs and instead of toilet paper, they used sand paper and there was this one massive dump which started in one state and ended in another, and wants a more recent account?

u mad?

Yes. Very. But only because they ran out of mint-chocolate-chip ice cream at the supermarket and I had to settle for strawberry. You?

not even remotely

remember the dump i took that got me banned? that one owned...

i eat an epic dump today in the filming of my newest scat flick. jk?

2 grills 1 cup?

lmao! yup!