I want to shit at pauls

[phantasmagoria]

[phantasmagoria]

I bet the little shit squirts it up his nose.

[seremtan]

i can't believe you think this is topic-worthy

[phantasmagoria]

We don't have a TV, so when I happen across things like this, it's a small revelation how terrible tv and adverts are and an affirmation as to why we refuse to pay for a license. Pretty much the only thing I've watched in the past month is Meades' Off Kilter.

[bork[e]]

what the hell is a license about for watching tv?

[Captain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_licence

[seremtan]

what the hell is a license about for watching tv?

it's either that or put up with vince shlomi clones to cover the programme costs. on balance, i love his nuts more than the license fee, which is why i don't own a TV

[Big Kahuna Burger]

are all toilets in the UK from the future?

[seremtan]

yeah man. we're advanced like that

[phantasmagoria]

we even have this soft paper stuff to wipe away residual turd matter

[Fender]

^ poetry

[Ryoki]

Same, i caught this ad when round my dad's and was quite astounded how fucking stupid advertising still is. It really is by retards for retards. 'Glade - 'cos your kid's shit stinks btw'. Strewth if I had sprogs, which thank allah riding christ in the popemobile I don't, i'd be over the fucking moon if they fucked off outside to curl a stinker anyway.