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I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:36 pm
by phantasmagoria

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:36 pm
by phantasmagoria
I bet the little shit squirts it up his nose.

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:20 pm
by seremtan
i can't believe you think this is topic-worthy :(

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:06 pm
by phantasmagoria
We don't have a TV, so when I happen across things like this, it's a small revelation how terrible tv and adverts are and an affirmation as to why we refuse to pay for a license. Pretty much the only thing I've watched in the past month is Meades' Off Kilter.

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:49 pm
by bork[e]
what the hell is a license about for watching tv?

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:37 pm
by Captain

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:09 pm
by seremtan
bork[e] wrote:what the hell is a license about for watching tv?
it's either that or put up with vince shlomi clones to cover the programme costs. on balance, i love his nuts more than the license fee, which is why i don't own a TV

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:45 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
are all toilets in the UK from the future?

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:00 pm
by seremtan
yeah man. we're advanced like that

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:21 pm
by phantasmagoria
we even have this soft paper stuff to wipe away residual turd matter

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:24 pm
by Fender
^ poetry

Re: I want to shit at pauls

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:50 pm
by Ryoki
Memphis wrote:Same, i caught this ad when round my dad's and was quite astounded how fucking stupid advertising still is. It really is by retards for retards. 'Glade - 'cos your kid's shit stinks btw'. Strewth if I had sprogs, which thank allah riding christ in the popemobile I don't, i'd be over the fucking moon if they fucked off outside to curl a stinker anyway.
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