Phones + Water = Bad

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:36 pm

Piece of shit phone. Wish I hadn't cancelled my insurance a few months back.

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:37 pm

fragmented posts are challenging

let's see....

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:38 pm

Phone beside my bed, alarm goes off...

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:39 pm

ok

the insurance part...

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:40 pm

wait

i got it

u wanna smash the phone

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:40 pm

and want it covered..

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:42 pm

Glass of water beside bed...

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:42 pm

dip it..

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:45 pm

phone fell in water, phone not working, 200 euro down the toilet as i cancelled my insurance a few months back.

Bollax

Post by **hate.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:45 pm

my phone doesn't ring

it puffs smoke

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:45 pm

land of ire

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:54 pm

what about it?

Post by **Dark Metal** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:00 pm

Way to go, homo.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:02 pm

Dregoth wrote:what about it?

i could go on

Post by **Dregoth** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 2:17 pm

Dark Metal wrote:Way to go, homo.

look who's still breathing...what a pity

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:43 pm

Dregoth wrote:Glass of water beside bed...

omg! :icon28:

same damn thing happened to me this morning. Only I came into work ~30 minutes late b/c my alarm didn't go off...the damn dr.pepper swallowed the bitch.. bahahaha :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:11 pm

Dregoth wrote:phone fell in water, phone not working, 200 euro down the toilet as i cancelled my insurance a few months back.

Bollax

I guess the only question remains is why did you wait until after you cancelled your insurance to dump it in water?

Stupid fag.

Post by **chiQ** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:04 am

I dropped my old Bosch into water once, and after stripping it out, putting all the parts into the drying cupboard, and then rebuilding it it worked perfectly until I sold it a couple of years later. I think the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

Post by **chopov** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:26 am

forgetting phone in breast pocket - doing an oil change at the car - lots of old black oil in a tub under the car - bending down to screw the sealing plug back into the oilsump - BLUMPF - :icon23: :icon23: :icon23:

That's what happened to me... :icon32:

Post by **chopov** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:34 am

chiQ wrote:... the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

girl...in a toilet...vibrating device at hand... no explanation required there. :icon25:

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:45 am

chiQ wrote:I dropped my old Bosch into water once, and after stripping it out, putting all the parts into the drying cupboard, and then rebuilding it it worked perfectly until I sold it a couple of years later. I think the most difficult aspect was explaining to those present how I came to drop the damned thing in the toilet... :icon28:

Did you flush before dropping it?

Post by **chiQ** » Sun May 01, 2005 9:35 am

Yeah I flushed first, then when I did up my belt it rolled and the clip released, so the phone flipped off into the bowl. I got hell for it - the remarks about playing in the toilet water, trying to call Mr Hanky, etc. were fluent and prolonged

I don't think the old Bosch models had inbuilt vibrate functionality, by the way. I'm pretty sure you had to buy a larger battery pack to get that feature. My current phone does though, and it's an 8910, and being a titanium-sheathed slide phone it'd probably make a good butt plug for you chopov, being large enough that it wouldn't fall out of your gaping, "more in that out" whatsit and all...

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:46 am

chekov is right

Post by **chopov** » Sun May 01, 2005 4:12 pm

chiQ's just trying too hard to distract from the fact that it would fit her across... :lol:

Post by **chiQ** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:18 pm

chopov wrote:chiQ's just trying too hard to distract from the fact that it would fit her across... :lol:

I don't need to distract - your flapping rectum is doing a fine job all by itself.