What the fuck is my social media "strategy"?

[4days]

http://whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com/

[seremtan]

olo

reminds me of this: http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

[Ryoki]

Awesome finds

[U4EA]

reminds me of this: http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Heh, that's brilliant.

[U4EA]

I reckon if I chuck a few of these into my work emails every day I'll be able to matrix efficient portals in no time D:

[4days]

this is the sort of blithering thundercunt i occasionally used to work with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEHo0iMKUGI

..and if i hadn't been making sacrifices to the right gods frequently enough, it'd be in combination with a client like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LC0JjvAJt8

in an ideal world it'd be a legal requirement to follow them out to the car park after meetings and shiv the buggers.

[seremtan]

I reckon if I chuck a few of these into my work emails every day I'll be able to matrix efficient portals in no time D:

don't forget to touch base on those business-critical issues going forward

[U4EA]

Oh god, how I hate touching base

[MKJ]

my wife is a social media stragetist consultant guru whatever the fuck those people are called.
i gave her this link and she still being on maternity leave sent this to her office. Along with a mail that they obviously dont need her anymore now.

90% of the office didnt get the joke and are all panicking now

[Ryoki]

A guru indeed. Was extremely impressed by her knowledge that one time we talked

Wish the fresh out of college marketing girlie we have running around here was half as good... she's talented, but her lack of experience shows sometimes. To wit, i sent her these links, and for a few minutes she thought the first one was an actual serious resource she had to investigate :\

[Peenyuh]

embrace open-source infomediaries

just fuckin DO IT!

[seremtan]

^ go mesh some impactful paradigms, beanyuh